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oldbadger
Skanky Old Mongrel!
Yer needs an exorcist. If yer 'ave an exorcism the bad spirit will leave the bleedin' chair and go inta sumfin else. Oh..... yeah....... yer telly! That might go up the spout....... ummmm....... problem, that!
methylatedghosts
Can't brain. Has dumb.
Haha! I once had a chair that did something similar, only it would just go down over the course of an hour or so when I'd suddenly realise the desk was almost at my chin again!
Wherenextcolumbus
Well-Known Member
I hate it when creepy guys talk to me
I hate it when I've just made the perfect cup of coffee, and then spill it.
Just made another perfect cup of coffee. All is well.
Rational_Mind
Ahmadi Muslim
Well man is indeed ungrateful. We seem to notice all those things that don't work out but not everything that does work out.
Every time our heart beats it does so without fail, every time we talk our tongue escapes the grasps of the teeth which would surely have the power to destroy it, every time we encounter the minutest of bacteria our system defends against it. These defenses exist everywhere to protect us, something as minute as this were to fail our lives would end. There are infinite ways for us to die, we escape then constantly, until eventually our time comes.
In my humble opinion we are lucky to be alive every moment we get, everything around us conspires to hurt us, but we are protected.
Sorry for killing the joke. Just thoughts in my mind that came up.
Every time our heart beats it does so without fail, every time we talk our tongue escapes the grasps of the teeth which would surely have the power to destroy it, every time we encounter the minutest of bacteria our system defends against it. These defenses exist everywhere to protect us, something as minute as this were to fail our lives would end. There are infinite ways for us to die, we escape then constantly, until eventually our time comes.
In my humble opinion we are lucky to be alive every moment we get, everything around us conspires to hurt us, but we are protected.
Sorry for killing the joke. Just thoughts in my mind that came up.
... This cold I've got! I am talking like a frog and my nose is in business for itself.
In all honesty, it was a half-joke-half-annoyance because it just happened before I posted this thread. Of course, its not the end of the world or anything, I just got so terrified
. So I made this thread and I put it here because, really, its a rather laughable rant xD.Lol, yeah, that kind of happens here as well. Its just more sudden. Fortunately I am so tall its not that much of a problem, if it wasnt because I get so scared when it happens xD.
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Did I mention that I scream a little when it happens
? Picture it. I sit there, calmly doing something like watching youtube and suddenly, my chair jumps, I scream and sit as a nervous wreck for a little while from the chock. And I am mentioning that because the image actually makes me laugh a little. Its so silly, lol.
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My chair did it!I hate it when I've just made the perfect cup of coffee, and then spill it.
Those creepy guys are my chair in disguise
.Rational_Mind
Ahmadi Muslim
In all honesty, it was a half-joke-half-annoyance because it just happened before I posted this thread. Of course, its not the end of the world or anything, I just got so terrified
Yea I took it as a joke. It was pretty funny.
It just brought to my mind other things that are so minor and I complain about them. Started writing until I realized this probably shouldn't be in this thread.
Wherenextcolumbus
Well-Known Member
Those creepy guys are my chair in disguise
Well tell your chair, never in a million years, even if it was the last chair on earth, would I ever sit on its face
BSM1
What? Me worry?
My chair did it!
Those creepy guys are my chair in disguise
I hate that you have chairmen but no chairwomen.
I hate jumping to conclusions.
It responds that its not its face it wants you to sit onWell tell your chair, never in a million years, even if it was the last chair on earth, would I ever sit on its face
.