I need a flamethrower because...

[Revoltingest]

Aw shucks. I was thinking of getting one because I wanted to eliminate some weeds quickly.

Be sure to use it correctly.
One doesn't burn the weeds down.
Just cause them to wilt a bit, & they'll die.
Much less fuel used that way.

 

[Rough Beast Sloucher]

Be sure to use it correctly.
One doesn't burn the weeds down.
Just cause them to wilt a bit, & they'll die.
Much less fuel used that way.

This is too much.

 

[Revoltingest]

This is too much.

Unless it's poison ivy.
But don't breathe any of the smoke!

 

[sun rise]

Be sure to use it correctly.
One doesn't burn the weeds down.
Just cause them to wilt a bit, & they'll die.
Much less fuel used that way.

But I like the idea of flame throwers. And this image especially

 

[columbus]

Compare the business end of both

I agree.
He has a really hot business end.

Now what do you want to discuss?
Tom

 

[Revoltingest]

But I like the idea of flame throwers. And this image especially

Be careful.
You might damage the north wall.

 

[sandy whitelinger]

Elon Musk sold 10,000 Boring Co. flamethrowers in 2 days. He knows what his fans like

The right to bear arms. I want an Apache attack helicopter.

 

[Revoltingest]

The right to bear arms. I want an Apache attack helicopter.

That's the old racist name.
It's now the Hello Kitty Attack Helicopter.

Flyboys have nicknamed it the "Hellocopter".

 

[sandy whitelinger]

That's the old racist name.
It's now the Hello Kitty Attack Helicopter.

Flyboys have nicknamed it the "Hellocopter".

Blasphemy

 

[Revoltingest]

Blasphemy

That's not the slogan.
It's "Be all that you can be".

 

[Derek500]

Elon Musk sold 10,000 Boring Co. flamethrowers in 2 days. He knows what his fans like

I'm no fan of Elon, but in the country where I live in 1 in 3 of all cars sold gets stolen or high-jacked. That's why my insurance on my cheap car is more than I pay on the bond I took out on my house.

I love those flame-throwers when I stop at traffic lights. Barbeque those guys with guns in their hands.

 

[columbus]

That's the old racist name.
It's now the Hello Kitty Attack Helicopter.

Flyboys have nicknamed it the "Hellocopter".

That looks like an excellent reason for wanting a flamethrower.
Tom

 

[Revoltingest]

That looks like an excellent reason for wanting a flamethrower.
Tom

And you can get matching fire extinguishers!

 

[sun rise]

And you can get matching fire extinguishers!

Clearly you are totally a "hello kitty" type of person.

 

[Thief]

ninjas don't need flames throwers

it's just a status thing

 

[Revoltingest]

Clearly you are totally a "hello kitty" type of person.

Not entirely.
I much prefer (the pre-reboot)....

 

[taykair]

Lately, I've noticed something rather disturbing in my neck of the woods. There seems to be an abundance of commercials advertising "tactical" products: tactical sunglasses, tactical flashlights, even tactical cigarette lighters.

Why tactical? Is society breaking down to the point where private citizens need some kind of a tactical superiority over their neighbors?

By the way, one of these products is named the "stormtrooper" flashlight. I wonder about the marketing genius who came up with that name.

 

[Revoltingest]

Lately, I've noticed something rather disturbing in my neck of the woods. There seems to be an abundance of commercials advertising "tactical" products: tactical sunglasses, tactical flashlights, even tactical cigarette lighters.

Why tactical? Is society breaking down to the point where private citizens need some kind of a tactical superiority over their neighbors?

By the way, one of these products is named the "stormtrooper" flashlight. I wonder about the marketing genius who came up with that name.

It's an attractive buzzword.
You can expect "gluten free sunglasses" next.
And "non-GMO cigarette lighters" too.