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Yeah yeah.I was driving down a side street, and lo and behold, the Google Maps car (the one that photographs the "street view") was there.
Took me by surprise, so there was no time to moon the camera.
Yeah yeah.
You're not the first person to claim to have seen God.
Tom
I was driving down a side street, and lo and behold, the Google Maps car (the one that photographs the "street view") was there.
Took me by surprise, so there was no time to moon the camera.
Even odder -- that was my first thought, as well.Odd....
The first thing which occurred to me upon
seeing the title was to ask if you mooned it.
It's like we share one brain!
To quote George Burns:Well, if I ever do see God, I'll moon Him as well.
One brain shared by 3 of the most despised posters here....Even odder -- that was my first thought, as well.
It doesn't sound nearly as threatening as say, Skynet...To quote George Burns:
" You think I don't know what you got?"
Like Google doesn't?
Name a power more influential in the human situation than Google. I don't think you can. Might not match your definition of God, but let's face it....
Tom
Make it four.One brain shared by 3 of the most despised posters here....
Staff should worry.
!Make it four.
It would be wrong if I pre-empted everyone else's Simpsons picture posting.It appears that the OP's feelings are shared by quite a few:
https://www.google.com/search?rlz=1...OvbLhAhWzwMQHHckkBwEQBQgrKAA&biw=1920&bih=920
Anyone see the irony in using a Google search to find this out?
EDIT: And I am a bit surprised that @Revoltingest did not post this:
Google is a for profit industry. Offer them money.Since I run a business, I was glad google had a nice view of my house on their site that shows up in my google ad, unfortunately they upgraded the picture and now its a picture of my great big redwood tree almost completely blocking the view of my house, useless, I guess there's no way to contact google to complain??
God is a stupid moron who can't decide where people are on a map or how people get there. No wonder Moses and crew got lost for 40 years. They should have just ditched god in the sand and looked to the sun and stars the first time god said "turn left...turn right...slight left...make a u turn...endlessly go in circles around the block..."Yeah yeah.
You're not the first person to claim to have seen God.
Tom