OK, guys, sorry about that.
I honestly didn't think any of you would read that tongue in cheek channeling of Republican logic and take it seriously. Obviously, the Democrats would have been crazy to vote for any of those Republican speakers without concessions from Republicans to cede some of their control of the House. They tried, but compromise with Democrats was worse than just letting it all burn down. I thought I was being so absurd that you all would get it, but I was wrong. Again, apologies for the failed attempt to amuse you, but I guess nerves are too raw these days for people to read something like that and not take it seriously.
Democrats are already featuring Mike Johnson in campaign ads to raise funds. Republicans are so embarrassed that they still can't stop blaming Democrats for the mess that they made.