I wish I could buy......

[Buttercup]

I wish I could buy @Buttercup Vespa's industrial strength hair dryer to use as an effective deterrent against a certain stalking pervy snowman.

You are just the best friend EVER!! Thanks, Sisah! I'll be on the lookout for one of those!

 

[Wirey]

I wish I could buy @Buttercup Vespa's industrial strength hair dryer to use as an effective deterrent against a certain stalking pervy snowman.

Blow dryer, eh? I like where this is going!

 

[Wirey]

I wish I could buy a sweater for @beenherebeforeagain . He'd probably prefer a screamer or a moaner, but you take what you get.

 

[Wirey]

I wish I could buy @Buttercup Vespa's industrial strength hair dryer to use as an effective deterrent against a certain stalking pervy snowman.

As an aside, Barf left it outside Yogurt's place. It's probably full of sand.

 

[Buttercup]

As an aside, Barf left it outside Yogurt's place. It's probably full of sand.

That's even better! You'll get a power wash and a blow job at the same time. Sand is a great exfoliant. .

 

[Wirey]

That's even better! You'll get a power wash and a blow job at the same time. Sand is a great exfoliant. .

And sand really improves traction on snow! How you doin'?