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YmirGF

YmirGF

Bodhisattva in Recovery
Congratulations to Lyndale for creating the silliest thread on RF... and considering the competition, that takes some doing.

Take a bow, Lyndale.
 
Nymphs

Nymphs

Well-Known Member
Do you have objective proof that you found the so-called Garden of Eden that is referenced in the Old Testament?
 
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AmbiguousGuy

Well-Known Member
Lyndale said:
It doesn't matter.

What matters is the information. I'm trying to help people. It's so important NOW to make the right choices in life and not wait no longer.

Follow and read the words of Jesus, there is no greater truth.
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You're mistaken. It does indeed matter. You see, I am the holiest, most spiritual, most God-connected human that I've ever known... and I think Jesus is false.

So why should I put aside all my God knowledge and believe that you know more about God than I do?

What special training or abilities do you have? Why do you think you know more about God than I do?
 
Lyndale

Lyndale

Forgiven
AmbiguousGuy said:
You're mistaken. It does indeed matter. You see, I am the holiest, most spiritual, most God-connected human that I've ever known... and I think Jesus is false.

So why should I put aside all my God knowledge and believe that you know more about God than I do?

What special training or abilities do you have? Why do you think you know more about God than I do?
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I am "born again" (the way Jesus in the Bible said to be).
I am the 33rd Generation of the Bloodline of Jesus, His Blood flows thru my veins.
Privet Biblical schooling.
I love them and they love me.

(works for me)
 
Lyndale

Lyndale

Forgiven
We live in death.
We eat death.
We wear death.

Listen to me. This isn't how it's suppose to be. lucifer changed everything and Jesus changes it back.

Follow Him while its still a choice that can be made. Soon this choice will be taken from everyone.
Don't wait please.
 
outhouse

outhouse

Atheistically
People get burned in the parady forum, and then come here and try to carry on, because they got burned over there, falling hook line and sinker.

POE
 
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AmbiguousGuy

Well-Known Member
Gjallarhorn said:
Maybe they just lived really really long? :shrug:
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The average reproductive age would have to be around 60 years old. I'm no mathematician, but that's what my calculator says.

I don't think every ancestor from Jesus to our guy waited until 60 years old to reproduce. Anyway, I understand there are issues with that. Old people tend to have more problematic offspring.

Um... I wonder if I have solved the puzzle?
 
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edwinic

Member
AmbiguousGuy said:
The average reproductive age would have to be around 60 years old. I'm no mathematician, but that's what my calculator says.

I don't think every ancestor from Jesus to our guy waited until 60 years old to reproduce. Anyway, I understand there are issues with that. Old people tend to have more problematic offspring.

Um... I wonder if I have solved the puzzle?
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it really depend of what hes claiming. If we based it on the accepted lenght of a generation (for now) which is 25, then yes, 80 is about right (calcs based on 2014 ). Claiming 33rd, means the average mother-to-child turnover is 60 yrs old.

Way past the productive life of a woman, and if she conceived, likely to be problematic.

If we count from the beginning, then the earth is 6000 years where people live to be 900, then anything goes.
 
Gjallarhorn

Gjallarhorn

N'yog-Sothep
edwinic said:
it really depend of what hes claiming. If we based it on the accepted lenght of a generation (for now) which is 25, then yes, 80 is about right (calcs based on 2014 ). Claiming 33rd, means the average mother-to-child turnover is 60 yrs old.

Way past the productive life of a woman, and if she conceived, likely to be problematic.

If we count from the beginning, then the earth is 6000 years where people live to be 900, then anything goes.
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Maybe Lyndale's family is full of vampires.
 
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