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If Bob is monkey, then he cannot come from monkeys.

questfortruth

Well-Known Member
Look: there are two houses: House of Monkeys, and House of Humans.


Bob came from House of Monkeys. Hence, Bob is not inside the House of Monkeys.
Hence, he is not monkey. Why are there not monkeys in graveyards?

My contribution to Theory is this: never call a human as monkey. For various reasons, for example, he can hit you in a face.

Do I believe in the Spirit of Truth? Belief is faith. Please, define faith. Is faith defined as a blindly trusted superstition? Please define word FAITH. I do not understand what you mean under FAITH. This word is different for everyone. Give valid scientifically acceptable definition of Faith. Is it defined as a blind superstition?


Faith is faithfulness to God. God is Absolute Truth, for example, Pythagorean Theorem. Hence, Faith is following the Science, following the Knowledge and Truth. I am Christian, this is said in me profile page. I am Young Earth Creationist, and Physicist, and Mathematician.
 
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PoetPhilosopher

Veteran Member
I'll try to take a shot at answering this. Other evolutionists can tell me if I get anything wrong. Okay so...

The misconception comes in, in seeing evolution as "just" a progressive thing, with parents, grandparents, etc. But evolution is also branching and we have aunts, uncles, etc. Monkeys are our cousins.
 

The Hammer

Skald
Premium Member
Look: there are two houses: House of Monkeys, and House of Humans.
Bob came from House of Monkeys. Hence, Bob is not inside the House of Monkeys.
Hence, he is not monkey.


That's not how evolution works friend.

If we evolved from apes, why are there still apes?

Edit: "Evolution is not a linear process that starts with more “primitive” looking organisms we can observe today, and ends in mankind..."
 
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Viker

Your beloved eccentric Auntie Cristal
If Bob is a monkey than Bob most certainly can and would have undoubtedly come from monkeys. Even monkeys do logic.
 

The Hammer

Skald
Premium Member
I hardly remember it, because all my memories with it are connected with my dad yelling and screaming that he didn't want us watching it because of the name.

He also yelled and screamed about Disney(witchcraft, you know).


Oof. That's rough.

I was typically left to my own devices when it came to TV shows. I could watch anything on Disney or Nickelodeon. I just couldn't watch shows like The Simpsons, Family Guy, or Beavis and Butt-Head.
 

questfortruth

Well-Known Member
If Bob is a monkey than Bob most certainly can and would have undoubtedly come from monkeys. Even monkeys do logic.
Look: there are two houses: House of Monkeys, and House of Humans.
Bob came from House of Monkeys. Hence, Bob is not inside the House of Monkeys.
Hence, he is not monkey.
 

JustGeorge

Imperfect
Staff member
Premium Member
Oof. That's rough.

I was typically left to my own devices when it came to TV shows. I could watch anything on Disney or Nickelodeon. I just couldn't watch shows like The Simpsons, Family Guy, or Beavis and Butt-Head.

I got away with the Simpsons, because it was only on when he was at work. :D
 
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