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If Death took a weekend vacation, what would you do?

Kirran

Premium Member
I'd probably also ask all the little hardbodies that I routinely deal with whether they'd like to ****; then go do it (it's remarkable to me how effective "let's go back to mine and ****" is as a pickup line). Upon reflection, I underuse it.

Do you not do this much usually due to the risk of death?

Also, hey TGD, wanna go back to mine and ****? Did it work?
 

Brickjectivity

Veteran Member
Staff member
Premium Member
Question.

Does that mean that, say, if we destroy our liver, you'll just die when death kicks back in? This is important.
Free extra livers, but you have to make sure the current one is dead first just before Death's holiday. Its kind of like banking hours.
 

Timothy Bryce

Active Member
That is going to be horrifically unpleasant. An eight-ball is one thing, but mixing in a hallucinogen and speed? You won't die, but about six minutes in you're gonna be begging for it.

Lol that's what the downers would serve to smooth out.

Disclaimer: I in no way want to endorse any of this behavior; do not try it at home.


FWIW: speed and psychedelics can be wonderful mix in the right setting; but, yeah - you're right - it'd be a high risk measure and would most likely result in rolling panic attacks. I'll also note that acid has also played a significant role in my recovery from certain substances, particularly alcohol.

The cocktail I described in my above post is in the context of death being temporarily suspended; I'm probably getting a little too old to desire such things, but, man, that would be fun to try out just to see what would happen lol.
 

Milton Platt

Well-Known Member
If Death decided he's wore out from his job and takes two days off, meaning you can do anything without dying, (Similar to that one Family Guy episode)

Would you make the most of it? If yes, what would be somethings you'd do?


I'd probably skydive without a parachute. Swim with the sharks and other dangerous sea animals for hours without needing to come up for air.

Or maybe try to pet a grizzly bear. Or better yet, go hunting with Dick Cheney.

Buy stock in a funeral home chain......the backup is coming next week and there is profit to be made.
 

Oeste

Well-Known Member
Provided I could not be hurt or hurt anyone else...

I'd grab a few of my buddies, rent out a car and go to New York and San Francisco to re-enact the French Connection and Bullet chase scenes...and have lots of fun along the way.
 
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