I'd probably also ask all the little hardbodies that I routinely deal with whether they'd like to ****; then go do it (it's remarkable to me how effective "let's go back to mine and ****" is as a pickup line). Upon reflection, I underuse it.
Do you not do this much usually due to the risk of death?
Also, hey TGD, wanna go back to mine and ****? Did it work?