If U.F.O's landed in your street, what would you do?

[Quiddity]

I'd run and hide under my bed with my cat, peeping out the window cautiously to see what the fate of my brave/foolhardy neighbors is before I venture out!

Glad I'm not your neighbor....

~Victor

 

[Pussyfoot Mouse]

I would run, run for the hills! Oops, have to go back for the kids! :bonk:

 

[KirbyFan101]

Ideal: Try to communicate with the beings whilst wholesomely representing humanity.

Reality: Run my *** off until I was in the next suburb.

 

[Fluffy]

I am 90% sure they would come in piece though. If they come to earth for rescources, I'm sure they would offer to trade first.

I am sure thats what the cows say to each other every time Farmer Jones gets his butcher knife out .

 

[michel]

I am sure thats what the cows say to each other every time Farmer Jones gets his butcher knife out .

Good point!

 

[Valjean]

I'm afraid I'm with Ceridwen on this one. I'd let the more foolhardy investigate and see what they come up with.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

Hopefully my neighbors he threatened to shoot my dogs would go, start calling them demons (He's Menonite), and be vaporized. Then I congratulate them, shake hands, and say, "I am honored to be the first to welcome you to earth."

 

[Terrywoodenpic]

It would be great to be the first to meet them and be able to prove it.
I would try to make friends with them so that I could learn more bout them.
I would warn them about the triggerhappy police and military.Though I expect they would have scouted out the planet and decided that I was the least likely to try anything on.

Terry
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Blessed are the gentle, they shall inherit the land

 

[Kowalski]

I would take out some food, approach the vehicle and hope for the best.

Stop taking Acid.

Cheer

K

 

[Jaymes]

Maybe you and orihalcum can organize a trade, Kowalski... you stop taking grumpy pills, and he'll stop taking acid?

 

[Sunstone]

I'd offer them free samples of highly addictive drugs in the fervent hope of starting a lucrative alien drug trade.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

I would take out some food, approach the vehicle and hope for the best.

Stop taking Acid.
Cheer
K

It worked for Hellboy didn't it?

I'd offer them free samples of highly addictive drugs in the fervent hope of starting a lucrative alien drug trade.

Maybe "white man" will try to get them drunk to get them to trade thier technology for a digital camera. The the aliens give "white man" a new drug that is more fun than pot and acid combined, more controlling than coke, and more damaging than alchohol and meth combined.

 

[Valjean]

Most drugs have no affect on little grey men. A small glass of milk, however, will have them loopy for hours.

Ever wonder about those mysterious cattle mutilations? Stupid teenage alien hooligans trying to get milk from steers.

 

[Todd]

Most drugs have no affect on little grey men. A small glass of milk, however, will have them loopy for hours.

Ever wonder about those mysterious cattle mutilations? Stupid teenage alien hooligans trying to get milk from steers.

Now that's funny :biglaugh:.

I'd probably offer them beer and a cigar, and see if they want to play some playstation. Although, they probably would have true virtual reality gaming systems, so I would want to check that out too.

 

[Valjean]

Your playstation would seem like Pong to them.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

Your playstation would seem like Pong to them.

There are still some people who play Pong hours on end. I'm not one of them. And they did make a modernized Pong on Playstation.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

Your playstation would seem like Pong to them.

There are still some people who play Pong hours on end. I'm not one of them. And they did make a modernized Pong on Playstation.
I'll give the aliens some good Squaresoft RPG's to play. Maybe they'll get to interested in Final Fantasy games to be concerned about invasion.

 

[Valjean]

Give them Grand Theft Auto. Once they see how violent we are they'll flee.

 

[cardero]

I would ask them how long they planned on staying and if they had anything to declare.

 

[michel]

Give them Grand Theft Auto. Once they see how violent we are they'll flee.

Thank you for allowing me the pleasure of a laughing fit, Seyorni.......:biglaugh: