If you could teach any kind of weird subject what would it be?

[Spiderman]

I would be a professor in the serial killer department. America has more convicted serial killers than all other 194 nation's combined. Read that a second time and chew on it a bit. How does one friggin country have over 60% of the convicted serial killers? Id try to discover the reasons for this and have all my students write about the reasons for this phenomenon.

 

[PureX]

I would love to teach a graduate level aesthetics course.

 

[David1967]

I would be a professor in the serial killer department. America has more convicted serial killers than all other 194 nation's combined. Read that a second time and chew on it a bit. How does one friggin country have over 60% of the convicted serial killers? Id try to discover the reasons for this and have all my students write about the reasons for this phenomenon.

Sasqualogy.

 

[viole]

I would be a professor in the serial killer department. America has more convicted serial killers than all other 194 nation's combined. Read that a second time and chew on it a bit. How does one friggin country have over 60% of the convicted serial killers? Id try to discover the reasons for this and have all my students write about the reasons for this phenomenon.

Homeopathy, probably. Theology and astrology would also be candidates.

Ciao

- fiole

 

[sun rise]

Weird subject? Crapping.

How about the first semester being the history of the toilet including evidence from prehistorical findings, how people crapped in China, India, Japan, the middle east, Europe and the Americas down through the ages. Or maybe that would take two semesters to cover.

The next semester would include a debate between sitting vs squatting, paper vs water vs other products such as sponges.

The final semester would be all about diet, illness and drugs impact on stool color, consistency, frequency, smell and so forth.

There would of course be lab work where the class would first produce and then analyze their own stools.

 

[Stevicus]

Weird subject? Crapping.

How about the first semester being the history of the toilet including evidence from prehistorical findings, how people crapped in China, India, Japan, the middle east, Europe and the Americas down through the ages. Or maybe that would take two semesters to cover.

The next semester would include a debate between sitting vs squatting, paper vs water vs other products such as sponges.

The final semester would be all about diet, illness and drugs impact on stool color, consistency, frequency, smell and so forth.

There would of course be lab work where the class would first produce and then analyze their own stools.

I'd hate to be there on final exam day.

 

[Laika]

If you could teach any kind of weird subject what would it be?

The application of Dialectical Materialism in Soviet Theoretical Physics, preferably with a doctorate from the University of Chernobyl. I hear their reputation is positively glowing.

Having read a great deal of Soviet philosophy, the intersection between that and theoretical physics would be a truly bizarre and alien perspective on the world. That way I can fulfil my childhood dreams of becoming a mad scientist and challenging our understanding of the universe (after watching back to the future far too many times).

 

[dianaiad]

What would I teach?

Combination lace knitting.

Yes, that's a thing.

 

[lewisnotmiller]

The battle of good versus evil, of course.






I'd start from the initial Celtics teams, and how they represent all that is good and true, and then slowly introduce the Lakers, and their twisted and distorted view on life (ie. basketball)

 

[Earthtank]

Transgernderism since kids love playing make believe.

 

[PolaSrca]

Alternative teaching methods for history. Required materials for this course include every Sabaton album.

 

[Vinayaka]

I'd love to learn a lot more about body piercing, tattooing, and other body altering and then be able to teach it to interested people.

 

[Guitar's Cry]

History of UFOs. Whether you believe they are aliens or not, it is a facinating subject!

 

[dybmh]

I'd love to learn a lot more about body piercing, tattooing, and other body altering and then be able to teach it to interested people.

Seriously?

 

[PolaSrca]

I'd love to learn a lot more about body piercing, tattooing, and other body altering and then be able to teach it to interested people.

I'd totally do this course!

 

[Vinayaka]

I'd totally do this course!

What piercing (not counting earrings) have you done, if any? My piercer shared some of her knowledge, like the spot to avoid on the tongue, which I found interesting. I'd love to apprentice somewhere.

 

[Vinayaka]

Seriously?

Yes.