If you had any superpower you wanted, what would it be and what would you do with it?

[The Sum of Awe]

I'd like to say firsthand that telekinesis is limited to tactile telekinesis!!!! We've all seen Chronicle and are aware of the Star Wars lore, let's keep ourselves from becoming omnipotent unless you can come up with some other unique way to do that

Myself, I'd like to have the ability to shapeshift. That way I can freak people out like going into a McDonald's bathroom and transforming into a cow, or become a newborn baby at a strip club.

 

[Mock Turtle]

I'd have the power to randomly change the religious belief of a person to some other or none.

 

[Revoltingest]

I'd like to be hyper-super-duper-intelligent.
Then I'd read some things, & design some things.

 

[questfortruth]

I'd like to say

 

[mangalavara]

Myself, I'd like to have the ability to shapeshift. That way I can freak people out like going into a McDonald's bathroom and transforming into a cow, or become a newborn baby at a strip club.

That would be really cool!

I think I would like to have invisibility as my superpower. I could then get hired as a valuable spy.

 

[The Sum of Awe]

I'd have the power to randomly change the religious belief of a person to some other or none.

And overnight the US Pledge of Allegiance will be changed...
"One nation, Under the Flying Spaghetti Monster, indivisible with spaghetti and meatballs for all."

 

[mangalavara]

with spaghetti and meatballs for all.

I'd have to opt out.

 

[Father Heathen]

Godhood.

 

[Revoltingest]

Godhood.

How about a God hoodie?

 

[Father Heathen]

How about a God hoodie?

Yuck. No, thanks.

 

[Quintessence]

Whatever would make me not human, because humans suck, biologically speaking (as well as otherwise, in many cases).

 

[TagliatelliMonster]

I'd like to say firsthand that telekinesis is limited to tactile telekinesis!!!! We've all seen Chronicle and are aware of the Star Wars lore, let's keep ourselves from becoming omnipotent unless you can come up with some other unique way to do that

Myself, I'd like to have the ability to shapeshift. That way I can freak people out like going into a McDonald's bathroom and transforming into a cow, or become a newborn baby at a strip club.

I'm thinking.... Son Goku's "instant transmission" technique.

I'ld be able to lock on to anyone's Ki and just "show up".
It would also enable me to easily kill guys like Putin while he's taking a dump.

 

[Revoltingest]

I'm thinking.... Son Goku's "instant transmission" technique.

I'ld be able to lock on to anyone's Ki and just "show up".
It would also enable me to easily kill guys like Putin while he's taking a dump.

I just might change my super power to ability
to vocalize the "brown note". I could attend
any political function, & used my power on
Trump, Putin, Obama, Hillary, or Musk.
Oh, the hilarity of soiled pants & pantsuits!

 

[Debater Slayer]

None other than...

 

[Fool]

the ability to be friendly, unconditionally loving in all places and at all times and not naive in doing so

 

[The Sum of Awe]

None other than...

What is his superpower?

 

[Debater Slayer]

What is his superpower?

I haven't thought about that. Not sure I want to.

 

[Revoltingest]

None other than...

Not glamorous, but that seems a very useful superpower.

 

[Gargovic Malkav]

What is his superpower?

The ability to confuse or make people laugh by using Chinglish.

 

[Shaul]

I would like the super power to heal others. I would happily spend the rest of my life visiting the children's wards at hospitals and healing people.