If you had any superpower you wanted, what would it be and what would you do with it?

[Heyo]

I'd like to say firsthand that telekinesis is limited to tactile telekinesis!!!! We've all seen Chronicle and are aware of the Star Wars lore, let's keep ourselves from becoming omnipotent unless you can come up with some other unique way to do that

Myself, I'd like to have the ability to shapeshift. That way I can freak people out like going into a McDonald's bathroom and transforming into a cow, or become a newborn baby at a strip club.

When I realistically think about getting superpowers, all always think "what if everybody got that power?" Why should I be special?

Given that all people would get the superpower, I'd go for telepathy. It may result in the downfall of human civilization.