If you had three wishes what would they be?

[Spiderman]

I would have the gift of healing, Prophecy, and tounges

 

[Terese]

Become a wish granter myself

 

[Deathbydefault]

A clear head, a fully functional body, and a normal family.

 

[A Vestigial Mote]

I'd wish that, given a little conscious will-power, my thoughts would become reality. It's basically "wishing for more wishes" - without actually wishing for more wishes.

 

[viole]

I would have the gift of healing, Prophecy, and tounges

I would start with the wish of having an unlimited amount of wishes.

Ciao

- viole

 

[Kemosloby]

A cup of coffee, a doughnut, three more wishes.

 

[IndigoStorm]

" ... and no religion too ..." the late great John Lennon.

 

[savagewind]

The problem is what to wish for. So the first wish should be to know what the other two wishes should be.

 

[Revoltingest]

If there's one thing I've learned watching too much TV, it's that all wishes come with ironic twists.
Everyone regrets their choice, both selfish & altruistic ones.
So I'm picking safe wishes.....
- One free shawarma sammich of excellent quality for @Smart_Guy
- A classic 1950s Hawaiian shirt made of the best rayon for @PopeADope
- A bird will cover Trump in purple rain, & @sunrise123 will be there to see it.

Beware especially of magical monkey hands.

 

[Laika]

Lord, Make me evil with a deep love of power, money, sex and violence and not care about the consequences. give me the courage to insult and humiliate people as their petty sadism deserves to be. Let me not fear death and be immortal nor empathise with others suffering and be unafriad of being a charismatic manipulative extrovert whose eternally young, horney and dangerously attractive for those who need to enjoy the liberation of a little more moral corruption in their lives. I am smart enough to know how to use it but dear god why is empathy so over-rated! when do I get to the fun part?

In return I will exact revenge on your enemies, swaggering on to the front page of newspapers or on the evening news as a most wanted and dangerous criminal that everyone will secretly long to be. The face of divine justice will never look so good, so epic and needlessly seductive.

Ahmen.

 

[Neo Deist]

One race. We'd all be blue with yellow eyes.

One language. We'd all understand each other.

One religion. We'd all share the same beliefs.

Think about the world problems that would solve!

 

[Revoltingest]

One race. We'd all be blue with yellow eyes.

One language. We'd all understand each other.

One religion. We'd all share the same beliefs.

Think about the world problems that would solve!

Your wishes are the most ripe for ironic punishment so far.
We're all doooooommmmmed!

 

[ADigitalArtist]

I'd wish to be a younger Minerva McGonagall, have a tame pet dragon, and lifetime supply of Elixir of Life (re: infinite).

...what? A materialist can dream, can't she?

 

[Smart_Guy]

Great, I misread the title on the fly in the alerts as:
"If you had three wives, who would they be"

If there's one thing I've learned watching too much TV, it's that all wishes come with ironic twists.
Everyone regrets their choice, both selfish & altruistic ones.
So I'm picking safe wishes.....
- One free shawarma sammich of excellent quality for @Smart_Guy
...

And all those wishes are for others, not yourself. Talk about safe!

Watching too much cartoon myself, that's free excellent quality shawurma is gonna be too big and tasty I can't stop eating that's gonna give me a stomachache and IBS. There must be a regrettable twist in wishes, specially if they are three.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

To live until I'm tired of living and want to die.
To live with perfect health and without aging much more than I am now.
That my body be transformed to make me indistinguishable from any other woman.
With those done, I have some serious lost whoring time I'd be having to make up for.

 

[lovesong]

I would want the power to shape-shift, to always have enough money to buy whatever I wanted, and to turn off (and on again!) my sense of feeling wherever I choose so that I would never need to feel pain.

 

[Jeremiahcp]

One race. We'd all be blue with yellow eyes.

One language. We'd all understand each other.

One religion. We'd all share the same beliefs.

Think about the world problems that would solve!

Hey, that language and religion belongs to us blue skin people with yellow eyes; not the yellow eyes people with blue skin. Those blasphemers can go get their own language and religion and stop copying us.

 

[Smart_Guy]

Three wishes?

I just wish we all lived in Paradise where all there to it is love an peace. Where all negativities are something unheard of and everything is positive to everyone equally, including innate feelings.

I just noticed this is not in the jokes section.

 

[sun rise]

If there's one thing I've learned watching too much TV, it's that all wishes come with ironic twists.
Everyone regrets their choice, both selfish & altruistic ones.
So I'm picking safe wishes.....
- One free shawarma sammich of excellent quality for @Smart_Guy
- A classic 1950s Hawaiian shirt made of the best rayon for @PopeADope
- A bird will cover Trump in purple rain, & @sunrise123 will be there to see it.

Beware especially of magical monkey hands.

@Revoltingest will renounce libertarianism and bacon and turn into a leftist vegan.

 

[Revoltingest]

@Revoltingest will renounce libertarianism and bacon and turn into a leftist vegan.

I just might amend my wishes to give that special someone ringworm....& maybe mange.