If you were a Jedi...

[Vee]

A little Saturday night stretch of the imagination... So, if you were a Jedi, what would you use the force for?

I have a number of ideas, some very inappropriate, but there are a couple with some value. I wouldn't mind using the force to get rid of all the garbage floating on the oceans and twist every gun ever made into a pretzel until no bullets could possibly come out of it.

 

[Subduction Zone]

A little Saturday night stretch of the imagination... So, if you were a Jedi, what would you use the force for?

I have a number of ideas, some very inappropriate, but there are a couple with some value. I wouldn't mind using the force to get rid of all the garbage floating on the oceans and twist every gun ever made into a pretzel until no bullets could possibly come out of it.

The Force appears to be very local in all of the movies that I have seen. So your applications may not work. I was thinking of perhaps using my light saber to help with a barbecue. Start small and work up is my motto.

 

[Vee]

The Force appears to be very local in all of the movies that I have seen. So your applications may not work. I was thinking of perhaps using my light saber to help with a barbecue. Start small and work up is my motto.

So much for my good intentions

 

[Subduction Zone]

So much for my good intentions

Just scale down your mission a bit. I am sure that there are other uses.

 

[Kirran]

I think I'd bail and join the Dagoyans :O

 

[Sunstone]

A little Saturday night stretch of the imagination... So, if you were a Jedi, what would you use the force for?

I'd hold our dear leaders accountable to the vast number of their citizens, as opposed to only accountable to their largest donors.

I have a number of ideas, some very inappropriate, but there are a couple with some value. I wouldn't mind using the force to get rid of all the garbage floating on the oceans and twist every gun ever made into a pretzel until no bullets could possibly come out of it.

Excellent choices, assuming -- as Subduction Zone points out -- use of the force is not pretty much local.

 

[Sunstone]

So much for my good intentions

Time for your "less appropriate" intentions then!

 

[suncowiam]

If I was a Jedi, I would use mind control.

 

[Jumi]

I'd fly on a spaceship that's put together from junk on an adventure with some hairy alien, a princess and a mercenary and then I'd go fight with some Sith Lord with a tragic past before he destroys the universe...

 

[Srivijaya]

Single-handedly finish off ISIS.

 

[The Kilted Heathen]

The Force appears to be very local in all of the movies that I have seen.

What? The Force pervades and surrounds everything in the movies.

 

[Subduction Zone]

What? The Force pervades and surrounds everything in the movies.

Yes, but we are talking about the application of the Force.

I could use it to rotate the spit at the barbecue too . .. mmmmmm pig roast!

 

[The Kilted Heathen]

Ah, okay, I get what you meant. Though, I mean, Luke and Yoda were able to sense things across the galaxy. And if theories are true, the Emperor was able to steal Padme's life-force from half a planet away.

 

[Subduction Zone]

Ah, okay, I get what you meant. Though, I mean, Luke and Yoda were able to sense things across the galaxy. And if theories are true, the Emperor was able to steal Padme's life-force from half a planet away.

Is that why Padme died? I have to admit that I ignored quite a bit of the "first three" right after they introduced Jar Jar Binks.

 

[The Kilted Heathen]

It's a theory. It goes that the Emperor stole her life-force and funneled it to Vader, in order to keep him alive. It explains how she died (no one dies from giving up, or from a "broken heart"), and how Anakin "felt her" during the process.

 

[Father Heathen]

Honestly, the way I would use the force would probably make me more of a Sith than a Jedi.

 

[BSM1]

I would pick up every car that's poking along in the passing lane and move them back about a mile (gently, of course).

 

[Revoltingest]

Starting at 0:50 is the Patrick Stewart proposed super-power I'd want.

 

[Terese]

I would like to become an upholder of peace and balance if i were to suddenly become a disciplined Jedi

 

[Shad]

Force choke Putin after hours of "You will take me to your master now!" /hand wave. KGB and all. Maybe play a few of those rigged carnival games just for payback. Damn those pins!