If you were God, what would you do?

[standing_alone]

If I was some sort of God, I would look at this world and say, "What have I done?!" Then I'd destroy it and take up a new hobby.

 

[PureX]

That's what the topic question is asking YOU.

"The Master does nothing,
yet he leaves nothing undone.
The ordinary man is always doing things,
yet many more are left to be done.

The kind man does something,
yet something remains undone.
The just man does something,
and leaves many things to be done.
The moral man does something,
and when no one responds
he rolls up his sleeves and uses force.

When the Tao is lost, there is goodness.
When goodness is lost, there is morality.
When morality is lost, there is ritual.
Ritual is the husk of true faith,
the beginning of chaos."

- from the Tao Te Ching​

 

[retrorich]

"The Master does nothing,

yet he leaves nothing undone.
The ordinary man is always doing things,
yet many more are left to be done.​

The kind man does something,
yet something remains undone.
The just man does something,
and leaves many things to be done.
The moral man does something,
and when no one responds
he rolls up his sleeves and uses force.​

When the Tao is lost, there is goodness.
When goodness is lost, there is morality.
When morality is lost, there is ritual.
Ritual is the husk of true faith,
the beginning of chaos."​

- from the Tao Te Ching​

So is your answer to the topic question that you would do nothing?

 

[Mike182]

if i were God, id look back in time and watch the big bang

 

[The Grey Wolf]

Well, first Id go to the bathroom on my solid gold toilet, wipe my butt with my solid gold toilet paper, then Id go sit on my solid gold recliner and watch my solid gold TV, wilst eating my yummy solid gold cookies, and drinking solid gold Coke. Then Id do coke. Then Id have a godly high and then Id sleep it off.... in my solid gold bed. Then I would wipe out the whole human race and start over. I would make a race of solid gold tiger-men. Then I would say unto them, "LET THERE BE A PAR-TAY!!!!":jam:

 

[kevmicsmi]

If I were God I would probably do almost everything the same as God has because he is perfect.......

Ok I would create The Gospels part II all about the life and times of St. John Elway
:bow: :bow:

 

[JillianMarie77]

If you were God, what would you do?

Now there's an interesting question. What makes you think I'm not god? I am most certainly Goddess of my subjective universe and as I make changes there that manifest in the commonly accepted objective universe is that not my creative god force appearing here as well?

 

[Ormiston]

I'd scare little kids for fun.

 

[Buttons*]

I'd scare little kids for fun.

... but you can do that without being god! (i do it all the time )

 

[Bishka]

I'm suprised, but not surprised that an LDS person hasn't chimed in on this subject. I'm not really sure what I would do. My views on very different about God then a lot of peoples, so yeah.

Edit: Okay, that didn't even answer the question. Sorry.

 

[Ormiston]

... but you can do that without being god! (i do it all the time )

Sure, but I'd be REALLY scary if I was God. :verymad:

 

[Opethian]

If I was god, I'd remove all men and ugly women from the face of the planet and then disguise myself as Brad Pitt walking around on earth.

 

[Opethian]

I'd organise a barbecue in hell with satan, have a few crates of divine beer and watch soccer on the divine TV.

Then I'd proceed to pwn satan in a game of counter-strike.

Wait, there's got to be better stuff to do when you're god :banghead3

 

[mrscardero]

If I was GOD, I would Quit.
Why should I do all the work? I am not the only one that exists you know.

If you make a mess, clean it up. Why should I clean it up for you?
If you screw up, fix it. You're the one that made the mistake.

I am handing in my two weeks notice.

 

[ashai]

Guys I am sorry but this the silliest question I have ever come across. Ahura is a different type of being and S/He is Supreme, we could never be Ahura Mazda, by definition.

Ushta Ve
Ashai

 

[The Grey Wolf]

I'd organise a barbecue in hell with satan, have a few crates of divine beer and watch soccer on the divine TV.

Then I'd proceed to pwn satan in a game of counter-strike.

Wait, there's got to be better stuff to do when you're god :banghead3

You know... I forgot about Satan!!! After I make the gold Tiger guys Satan is totaly invited to The Party. It shall be the one party... TO RULE THEM ALL!!!!

And for no reson whatsoever...

It was a morning much like every other morning, and he was a guy much like every other guy. The computer was a computer much like any other computer.
It was a perfectly normal morning, but things would take a turn for the weird. This turn for the wierd would force that guy to get off at an exit. An exit with no sign. An exit thats not on the map.

That exit is....
The Twilight Zone!!! oooooooo WEEEEEEE OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! :biglaugh:

 

[frg001]

If I was God, there's a few things I wouldn't do...
1. Blow myself up in a crowded area in my name.
2. Opress women and gay people.
3. Regard all who didnt agree with me as wrong.
4. Let some guy write a book and claim it was my words forever to be followed leading to the deaths of millions.
I would
1. I'd smite George Bush...What a pr1ck.
2. I'd smite Mahmoud Ahmadinejad...What a pr1ck
3. I'd demand people drew satirical cartoons of me, and offer prizes for the best.
4. Give up and probably destroy the whole earth, and try again. Coz I made a giant fvck up of this effort.
But then I don't exist, so the question is moot.

 

[Smoke]

I would appear in the sky to everybody in the world and say:

Stop fighting, and play nice with each other.
Share your things.
Help each other.
Try to understand things.
And stop praying to me, you get on my nerves.
You're not going to like it if I have to come down there.
This is your last warning.
I'm leaving Rashida in charge.
​

Then I'd raise up my prophetess, Rashida, an eighteen-year-old, bookish black lesbian with glasses that kept slipping down her nose. Rashida would have the power to stop weapons from firing. She would have the power to heal the sick, and the power to pass her healing gift on to others. She would have the power to smite politicians and religious leaders with red bulbous noses, big floppy clown feet, and high squeaky voices. She would be psychic and wise and firm. She would be invincible and incorruptible.

Rashida would tell people things like, "Instead of going to church on Sunday, why don't you go up to the nursing home and see your granny?"

Then I'd go swim with the dolphins.

 

[Atheist_Dave]

Hahahaha, that is frubal worthy!

 

[Buttons*]

MidnightBlue! That's the best idea about being god i've ever heard! *hugs* It's fantastic, thanks!