Ignore the OP and Reply to the Title

[Shad]

Okay.

 

[dybmh]

"Who are you blessed by? As you wear their skin, so to speak."

eww.

 

[ChristineM]

Who Is Jesus?

A Spanish guy i know

 

[PoetPhilosopher]

Who Is Jesus?

A Spanish guy i know

On the show King of Queens, the old man, Arthur, looked at the calendar and said "Oh wow. Jesus is coming this month!"

His daughter said "That's Hasuse, the cable guy." (Which can be spelled as Jesus.)

 

[ChristineM]

On the show King of Queens, the old man, Arthur, looked at the calendar and said "Oh wow. Jesus is coming this month!"

His daughter said "That's Hasuse, the cable guy." (Which can be spelled as Jesus.)

The Spanish J is (usually) sounded like the English 'H'

 

[dybmh]

Who Is Jesus?

A Spanish guy i know

'round here... this guy is The Jesus...

From the movie The Big Lebowski

 

[dybmh]

"What if a dog pees into Black Hole?"

I don't even know where to begin with this one...

First, how does this occur? Who's the facilitator of all this? Who is helping the Dog get into space, out of the space craft, and then ummm.. you get the idea.

Second... I'm kinda in love with this concept. And I'm tempted to start following the author of the OP, except that it may be perceived as trollish...

 

[dybmh]

"Six Muslim men sentenced to jail, fine for going to waterfall instead of Friday prayers"

Bonus question, am I a bad person for making a joke about this?

 

[PoetPhilosopher]

Bonus question, am I a bad person for making a joke about this?

Can't answer that. But it was creative. Have my frubal.

 

[dybmh]

Thread title:

"
NOAH'S FLOOD WAS NOT WORLD WIDE
"

sound the alarm... it's a Scriptural emergency of Biblical proportions...

oh... or maybe not so Biblical proportions... hmmm....

... now I don't know how to feel... { sarcastic }

 

[Rival]

'7-month old is the youngest...'

THERE ARE NO MORE NEW BABIES!!!

 

[dybmh]

A Christmas present from President Trump:

... return to sender ...

 

[Jim]

?

Isn’t that what everyone does already?

 

[SalixIncendium]

Death Penalty Does Not Deter Crime

Stop resurrecting criminals.

 

[dybmh]

What did Tesla discover?

Electric Cars are sexy...

 

[dybmh]

Does it matter what path we have chosen?

What matters is the path that you're on.