I'm am sure this joke has been told before.

[Kori]

A baby seal walks into a club...thank you very much.

 

[Buttercup]

That's terrible!

 

[lewisnotmiller]

Bahahahahahahaha!!!!

 

[icehorse]

What has four wheels and flies?
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A garbage truck.

 

[That one dude...]

A baby seal walks into a club...thank you very much.

If I liked this joke, would that make me a sealing fan?

 

[Wirey]

What do you call a pig with no legs? Ground hog!

 

[Wirey]

That's terrible!

Speaking as someone who worked on a fishing boat, no it ain't. Seals are like Justin Beiber. They only look like they have value.

 

[Father Heathen]

Speaking as someone who worked on a fishing boat, no it ain't. Seals are like Justin Beiber. They only look like they have value.

Well, you're Canadian. Your house is probably carpeted with baby seal pelts, as well as a collection of gaffs and hakapiks in a golf bag.

 

[Wirey]

Well, you're Canadian. Your house is probably carpeted with baby seal pelts, as well as a collection of gaffs and hakapiks in a golf bag.

I, personally, have offed a bunch of seals, and trust me, I'm A-OK with it. I never had a problem looking at my sister crying because she was hungry and looking at a $60 seal and making a decision. People who abhor the seal hunt are also people who apparently hate poor people.

 

[Kori]

I, personally, have offed a bunch of Navy SEALs, and trust me, I'm A-OK with it. I never had a problem looking at my sister crying because she was hungry and looking at a $60 SEAL and making a decision. People who abhor the seal hunt are also people who apparently hate poor people.

Fixed your post you terrorist.

 

[Tumah]

Is this one of those jokes where everyone laughs because they don't want to look like they don't get the joke but really no one gets it?
Because I don't get it.

 

[Kori]

Is this one of those jokes where everyone laughs because they don't want to look like they don't get the joke but really no one gets it?
Because I don't get it.

It's a joke about clubbing baby seals.

 

[Tumah]

It's a joke about clubbing baby seals.

???

 

[Kori]

???

Clubbing not clubbin. The weapon.

 

[YmirGF]

Har har har har har.... *sigh*

 

[Tumah]

Clubbing not clubbin. The weapon.

Once you told me and I googled it, I understood. I posted the image because this is the internet and they have stuff like this here.

 

[YmirGF]

A baby seal walks into a club...thank you very much.

Seals do not walk.

 

[Akivah]

How does a blind parachutist know when he is close to the ground?
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The leash goes slack.

 

[Milton Platt]

So if fish oil comes from fish and whale oil comes from whales......what does baby oil come from????

 

[Ouroboros]

I thought the navy had an age requirement. They ran out of 18 year olds for the seals? And who lets them into the clubs? So irresponsible.