I'm Changing My Religion

[sandy whitelinger]

I've decided to follow Tofu Roshi.

"Dear Tofu Roshi,
I can't get my dog to sit on his meditation cushion. Could I just tie the zafu cushion to the dog for fourty minutes?

Doggoned

Dear Doggoned,
When your dog won't sit, which are you tying, the dog or the zafu? Practicing with this question will teach you the meaning of shikan taza. Sit! Just sit!

Tofu Roshi"

 

[Rough Beast Sloucher]

I've decided to follow Tofu Roshi.

"Dear Tofu Roshi,
I can't get my dog to sit on his meditation cushion. Could I just tie the zafu cushion to the dog for fourty minutes?

Doggoned

Dear Doggoned,
When your dog won't sit, which are you tying, the dog or the zafu? Practicing with this question will teach you the meaning of shikan taza. Sit! Just sit!

Tofu Roshi"

It's Sit! Stay!

No wonder your dog will not cooperate.

 

[sandy whitelinger]

It's Sit! Stay!

No wonder your dog will not cooperate.

Damned dog is gunna ruin my religion.

 

[Brickjectivity]

Breeding a religious dog is just cruel.

 

[Shaul]

Did you realize that “dog” is “god” spelled backwards?

That’s so deep. ;-)

 

[sun rise]

Of course Tofu Roshi has nothing to say of much interest to dogs. Beef Roshi or even better Beef&Cheese Roshi are the ones worth following.

 

[Rough Beast Sloucher]

Did you realize that “dog” is “god” spelled backwards?

That’s so deep. ;-)

You wanna push the car, please

 

[sandy whitelinger]

Did you realize that “dog” is “god” spelled backwards?

That’s so deep. ;-)

Sit! Just sit!

 

[sandy whitelinger]

You wanna push the car, please

Rac is car spelled backwards.

 

[Daemon Sophic]

Of course Tofu Roshi has nothing to say of much interest to dogs. Beef Roshi or even better Beef&Cheese Roshi are the ones worth following.

The teachings of PeanutButter Roshi have a way of sticking with you.

 

[sandy whitelinger]

Of course Tofu Roshi has nothing to say of much interest to dogs. Beef Roshi or even better Beef&Cheese Roshi are the ones worth following.

"Many teachers, in their pride, vainly boast that they know nothing, but it is Tofu [Roshi] alone who has achieved total ignorance." -Gahan Wilson

 

[sandy whitelinger]

Breeding a religious dog is just cruel.

I'm not breeding the cur. I want him to experience just sitting.

 

[Geoff-Allen]

I'm not breeding the cur. I want him to experience just sitting.

Dogs don't need religion. Dog spelt backwards is God

Here's a little something you may enjoy -

Darn it - I am at the library and can't find the site I was looking for - I do have it on my home computer ...

All the best!

 

[Geoff-Allen]

Me again

Still can't find the site I was after but here's an interesting page -

10 Things We Can Learn From Our Dogs - Dogtime

All the best!

 

[Jedster]

Did you realize that “dog” is “god” spelled backwards?

That’s so deep. ;-)

Wow, some revelation.
Did you realise that “live” is “evil” spelled backwards?

 

[sun rise]

Gahan Wilson

I've loved his sense of humor expressed in cartoons over the years