I'm going to hell.

[angellous_evangellous]

We'll find a way to have cold beer.

Well I hope so. The least that we can all do if all this stuff works out is buy one another a drink.

Sheesh.

 

[evearael]

Well the best beer is going to be in heaven. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Westvleteren

Warm beer sucks monkey butt.

I'm not a beer drinker so heaven can have the good beer. I'll just have to learn to cope with warm martinis.

 

[Revasser]

There's an exception to everything. It seems that you're going to get sick of drinking the one good-tasting warm beer while we enjoy the bountiful blessing of all the cold beers of God's provision.

You know you love BBQ when you try to grill a beer.

Nah, I doubt God allows beers in heaven. They call it the demon drink for a reason.

 

[angellous_evangellous]

They call it the demon drink for a reason.

Nope, that's a conspiracy to keep idiots from drinking.

Can you imagine what kind of damage those people could do if they drank?

 

[Mister_T]

Well I hope so. The least that we can all do if all this stuff works out is buy one another a drink.

Sheesh.

Sounds good. I'll let you get the first round.

I'm not a beer drinker so heaven can have the good beer. I'll just have to learn to cope with warm martinis.

At least I'll finally be able to work on my tan.

 

[Revasser]

Nope, that's a conspiracy to keep idiots from drinking.

Can you imagine what kind of damage those people could do if they drank?

You might have a point there.

 

[sandy whitelinger]

I've heard that preachers and fundamentalist types are quite prominent in America and seem to try their hardest to p**s as many people off as possible. Well, today this happened to me. I got told by some woman when I was shopping in Liverpool city centre that I am going to go to hell if I don't accept Christ. Then she told me that all Muslims will go to hell because of their beliefs on the nature of Jesus then she told me all gays will go to hell.

Bloody psycho.:sarcastic

I hate it when people get their theology wrong.

I think what she really meant was the Lake of Fire and not Hell.

 

[Draka]

Well, as I've been told I'm going to hell too, I guess I'll see you there. Oh, and since I'm not a beer drinker either I'll make sure there's plenty of whiskey and my favorite..."Hot Damn" But I'm guessing there's probably plenty of that already down there!

 

[angellous_evangellous]

Lake of Fire and not Hell.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lake_of_fire

 

[Carlos Andres Restrepo]

do they have football(soccer) in hell!!!!!!

if not i will start praying!

 

[Mister_T]

do they have football(soccer) in hell!!!!!!

if not i will start praying!

I dunno. But I heard they had one hell of a baseball team.

 

[angellous_evangellous]

I dunno. But I heard they had one hell of a baseball team.

The Cubs.

BTW: Whatever team is down there, A-Rod should be on it. :149:

 

[Revasser]

I dunno. But I heard they had one hell of a baseball team.

I hear cricket is the Devil's game of choice.

 

[angellous_evangellous]

Hehe.

One of my favorite ways of handling this is to give my best "Billion dollar smile" and say, "Why thank you for the thought. Same to you. Have a nice day and don't forget that Jesus loves you."

Some people should just curse god and die.

 

[FFH]

Revelation 21:8

But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone; which is the second death.

Doctrine and Covenants 63:5

Wherefore, I, the Lord, have said that the fearful, and the unbelieving, and all liars, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie, and the whoremonger, and the sorcerer, shall have their part in that lake which burneth with fire and brimstone, which is the second death.

The suffering of hell is aweful
It is a consuming fire​

 

[Carlos Andres Restrepo]

I dunno. But I heard they had one hell of a baseball team.

baseball is lame......i think there is soccer in hell, haven't you seen the manchester united? they have a little devil on the shirt!!!!!...o what am i talking about

 

[Draka]

You know, this got me thinking that it all depends on what your veiw of hell is. It has reminded me of that joke about the Pagan guy who went to the pearly gates and was greeted by St. Peter. St. Peter took him to this beautiful open field, with gorgeous trees around it. It was filled with glorious flowers and sat next to a gleaming lake. It was full of Pagan folk dancing around and making merry. At the edge of the meadow, amongst the trees were some very unhappy looking people who were scowling and wagging their fingers at all the merry making. The Pagan asked St. Peter who those people were and why they were so unhappy. St. Peter said "Oh, those are just the Christian fundalmentalists. They think this is Hell."

One person's hell maybe another's heaven. And just think about all those fundies being wrong. Won't they be in for a shock?

 

[logician]

"I am going to go to hell if I don't accept Christ."

Actually, the idea of hell as a place of eternal torment is not even well supported by the xian bible, so I wouldn't worry too much.

 

[Mister Emu]

the idea of hell as a place of eternal torment is not even well supported by the xian bible

Hmm... I tend to disagree given certain passages that describe the lake of fire as eternal and saying that things do not die therein...

 

[Mister_T]

baseball is lame......i think there is soccer in hell, haven't you seen the manchester united? they have a little devil on the shirt!!!!!...o what am i talking about

Personally, I feel that Hell's game of choice should be full-contact golf.