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I'm Officially a Babe Magnet
- Thread starter Ringer
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Wandered Off
Sporadic Driveby Member
Siphoning tanks almost always pays off.
Kilgore Trout
Misanthropic Humanist
So, essentially your motorcycle is actually the babe magnet.
Ringer
Jar of Clay
Only to the untrained eye.
whereismynotecard
Treasure Hunter
Only to the untrained eye.
I think it's the motorcylce. It makes you cooler too, of course, since you can drive it.
But all of the wemmins loves them a motorcycle ride.
The untrained eye might also not notice that you had seredipitously thought to bring along a pink-accented motorcycle helmet and a matching jacket in just the right size for the strange woman you happened to meet at the side of the road.Only to the untrained eye.
Or did she have them to begin with? Was the whole "I'm out of gas" line just a ploy to reel in an unsuspecting biker?
Ringer
Jar of Clay
The untrained eye might also not notice that you had seredipitously thought to bring along a pink-accented motorcycle helmet and a matching jacket in just the right size for the strange woman you happened to meet at the side of the road.
Or did she have them to begin with? Was the whole "I'm out of gas" line just a ploy to reel in an unsuspecting biker?
I'm glad you mentioned that....
Apparently she has a very fast pink pink and she uses the jacket and helmet as extra protection in case of a crash. Yeah it's pretty strange but I'm not complaining. It makes the other girls more frisky when they see that it's a different girl besides them on the back.
Ringer
Jar of Clay
She has some gloves (pink of course) but didn't wear them on this occassion. I'm still waiting to pick up a pair. The ones I tried on at the store seemed so padded that I don't know how I could properly control the throttle or brake without losing that much dexterity in my hands. It's on my list of things to get in the near future though.
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Ringer
Jar of Clay
She voluntarily left so I wouldn't consider it kidnap. We have already made plans to ride into the sunset together. I haven't told my mom yet but I'm thinking it will be sometime next week. We are madly in love.
Father Heathen
Veteran Member
The untrained eye might also not notice that you had seredipitously thought to bring along a pink-accented motorcycle helmet and a matching jacket in just the right size for the strange woman you happened to meet at the side of the road.
Or did she have them to begin with? Was the whole "I'm out of gas" line just a ploy to reel in an unsuspecting biker?
Not to mention that this "random stranger" didn't mind having her picture creepily taken.
Kilgore Trout
Misanthropic Humanist
Not to mention that this "random stranger" didn't mind having her picture creepily taken.
That's the best kind of stranger. And I should know.
Congrats Ringer, you've just learned one of the most important of life's lessons; if you have a motorcycle, you don't need charm, good looks, money, or even proper hygeine to have a successful social life.
(the above information is what kept me from having to join a monestary throughout most of my adult life).
(the above information is what kept me from having to join a monestary throughout most of my adult life).
Ringer
Jar of Clay
Congrats Ringer, you've just learned one of the most important of life's lessons; if you have a motorcycle, you don't need charm, good looks, money, or even proper hygeine to have a successful social life.
(the above information is what kept me from having to join a monestary throughout most of my adult life).
You are correct. In fact, the reason I bought a motorcycle was because I didn't have any of the qualities that you listed.
mrscardero
Kal-El's Mama
Here I thought women were into men with an 8 footer.
Pick up trucks with an 8 foot bed is my thang.
But I have to say that your bike is awesome. I like the color.
Pick up trucks with an 8 foot bed is my thang.
But I have to say that your bike is awesome. I like the color.
shortfade2
Active Member
Try a puppy. They work about double as good as a motorcycle.
DallasApple
Depends Upon My Mood..
Not to mention that this "random stranger" didn't mind having her picture creepily taken.
And Im wondering...Who took the picture?
(a tourist?)
Love
Dallas
DallasApple
Depends Upon My Mood..
Look...
If you REALLY want to be a "babe magnet" be a fireman shopping in the grocery store.(in the fireman suit)...And have the big truck out in the parking lot "idling".
All (many of)the woman young and old..will want to "help you " pick out the stuff you need"..Some will go for a ride in the truck and even go home(to the fire station) and cook dinner for you.
You might end up having an orgie on your hands..Or at least a cat fight.(you can eat popcorn and watch and wait for the winner).
Love
Dallas
If you REALLY want to be a "babe magnet" be a fireman shopping in the grocery store.(in the fireman suit)...And have the big truck out in the parking lot "idling".
All (many of)the woman young and old..will want to "help you " pick out the stuff you need"..Some will go for a ride in the truck and even go home(to the fire station) and cook dinner for you.
You might end up having an orgie on your hands..Or at least a cat fight.(you can eat popcorn and watch and wait for the winner).
Love
Dallas
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