I'm Uglier than You Are!

[Smoke]

You're not ugly. You have such a pretty FACE. (I hate it when people say that - you know what they really mean. "It's a shame you're so fat. You'd look good if you lost about 75 pounds. What a waste that face is on that body.")

Try the one I got from my aunt:

"I see you ain't lost no weight."
"No, I haven't."
"That's all right, honey. You look good fat."

 

[Kathryn]

Try the one I got from my aunt:

"I see you ain't lost no weight."
"No, I haven't."
"That's all right, honey. You look good fat."

Augh!

My mother is five foot ten and has always, always been slender. She was a model when she was younger. She can eat like a pig and never gain a pound.

A few years ago, when she saw me after a few months had gone by, she said her usual thing: "Well, you certainly have put on some weight."

I stopped what I was doing and froze. My jaw dropped. I just stared at her for a minute and then said flatly, "You're kidding. I hadn't noticed."

As if.

Some things are just better left unsaid!

 

[Mystikal_Mysty]

You have nothing on me. My ugliness transcends the ordinary. It is instead a force of nature. Buildings fall down to get a closer look at me. I melt the ice off of ponds in the dead of winter. Migratory birds head north in the wrong season because of me. Read it and weep.

..I...I can't come up with anything to say to that.
:bow: I worship Your Ugliness

 

[dawny0826]

You're not ugly. You have such a pretty FACE. (I hate it when people say that - you know what they really mean. "It's a shame you're so fat. You'd look good if you lost about 75 pounds. What a waste that face is on that body.")

I can so attest to this. I'd rather be told that I'm ugly and fat. At least there's (brutal) honesty there.

 

[Draka]

I can so attest to this. I'd rather be told that I'm ugly and fat. At least there's (brutal) honesty there.

There's always a good response to those kinds of things though. Like being told you're fat..."Yeah, well, I can lose weight, but you'll still be a *insert nasty name here* "

 

[Buttercup]

I'm uglier than you are. So there! Read it and weep, buddy.

I'm so ugly even a MOLE RAT won't play with me......aint no way you can beat that!

 

[MysticSang'ha]

I'm uglier than you are. So there! Read it and weep, buddy.

Okay, you win.

 

[DallasApple]

Augh!

My mother is five foot ten and has always, always been slender. She was a model when she was younger. She can eat like a pig and never gain a pound.

A few years ago, when she saw me after a few months had gone by, she said her usual thing: "Well, you certainly have put on some weight."

I stopped what I was doing and froze. My jaw dropped. I just stared at her for a minute and then said flatly, "You're kidding. I hadn't noticed."

As if.

Some things are just better left unsaid!

I"ll never forget one time (or many) how embarrased I was for my LITTLE sister (younger than me she is 35 now) ..at the things my mother said to her.

I was PREGNANT and really far up their like full out balloon..My little sister has always been a big girl..We were there for a family gathering and I obviously had on maternity clothes ..My mother said .."Wow thats a cute top (to me the pregnant one) and then turned to my little sister (who was not pregnant) and said to her.."that would look really good on you ". :no: MAMA!!!

Love'

Dallas

 

[McBell]

I'm uglier than you are. So there! Read it and weep, buddy.

Pfffft!

When your family starts using your picture to save millions in anti-virus, anti-spy-ware, and anti-malware softwares, you come let me know.
Then, I will tell you how I am the one who recharges the forest from which the ugly stick originates.

 

[DallasApple]

How about if you smell really bad?

Love

Dallas

 

[Xafwak]

I'm uglier than you are. So there! Read it and weep, buddy.

*sob**sob* You´re so full of yourself! *runs away crying*