In the End

[Scuba Pete]

Are you ready to Pah-tay with the saviour?

 

[Snowbear]

"Welcome"

 

[angellous_evangellous]

Conversely, it would be very discouraging to get to a paradise and the god say "who the hell let you in?!"

 

[Feathers in Hair]

"Hey, whaddya know! Turns out you know that everyone's path came to the same place, so now you get to party for an eternity with all your RF friends!"

 

[Prima]

"Hey, welcome back home! Your RF friends are right over there waiting for you...should I tell Gabe you want the usual? Your server will come by with your next adventure after you get settled - just tell me when you're ready"

 

[cardero]

"Hey, whaddya know! Turns out you know that everyone's path came to the same place, so now you get to party for an eternity with all your RF friends!"

I don't care what kind of rules they have in the afterlife, I'm still getting an online connection.

 

[Pah]

I think any words would be a surprise!!!

 

[painted wolf]

"woops"

oh, wait thats something I pretty sure I DON'T want to hear.:jiggy:

wa:do

 

[kreeden]

I would just like to see them hard at work , tearing down the border crossing . Can't see why Heaven would need one ???

 

[Master Vigil]

"whew!!! I was afraid you were going to be another one of those fundamentalists... They are sooo annoying!"

 

[Majikthise]

Satan in Hell: "Right over here, you will be giving Mr. Fallwell his daily high voltage enamas."

 

[almifkhar]

i would want for the great creator to tell me how and why it decided to create the universe

 

[Draka]

Heaven: Na na na na na you were wrong! You were wrong!

Hell: Na na na na na you were wrong! You were wrong!

:biglaugh:

 

[Circle_One]

God: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! *Slams gate in my face*



Oh wait...that's what I'm likely to hear, not what I'd like to hear

 

[jewscout]

actually i'm willing to bet there's a butt ton of paper work to fill out...

All Jews fill out the blue form
Non-jews please fill out the yellow form

**sits down with blue form and realizes there's 614 pages to fill out. Notices Cirlce1 has only 8. Sees Rabbi Akiva (lived in the first century CE) still filling out his paper work and realizes i'm gonna be here for a while**

 

[Feathers in Hair]

actually i'm willing to bet there's a butt ton of paper work to fill out...

All Jews fill out the blue form
Non-jews please fill out the yellow form

**sits down with blue form and realizes there's 614 pages to fill out. Notices Cirlce1 has only 8. Sees Rabbi Akiva (lived in the first century CE) still filling out his paper work and realizes i'm gonna be here for a while**

I'm wondering what the questions on the forms are, hehee!

If I'm not still bogged down in paperwork myself, I'll come over and help you!

 

[jewscout]

A form for every mitzvah
plus one for personal info

 

[Circle_One]

*Looks at her forms* It says:

Q1. Do you actually think you're getting in here?

Q2. Are you serious?

Q3. You're kidding right?

Q4. Right?

Q5. Right?

And so on and so forth.

 

[Draka]

A1: Sure, I guess, why not?

A2: Yeah

A3: uh...no I don't think so

A4: not really

A5: okay, fine, you got me, YES,...April Fools!