Insult The Poster Before You!

[Revoltingest]

@4consideration was in line at a store to buy drawers.
In front of her, a woman said....
"I'll take 7 pairs...Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, etc."
The purchase was made.
4con stepped forward, & said.....
"I'll take 12 pairs....January, Febularry, March, etc..."

 

[4consideration]

@4consideration was in line at a store to buy drawers.
In front of her, a woman said....
"I'll take 7 pairs...Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, etc."
The purchase was made.
4con stepped forward, & said.....
"I'll take 12 pairs....January, Febularry, March, etc..."

I found one of Revoltingest's underwear related, love limericks to Hillary.

Hillary please don't think me a nut.
From the finest cloth I would be cut.
I hope no one else thinks it's wrong,
if only I could be be your thong.
I'd live out my life up your sweet butt.


That's just gross, Rev!

 

[Revoltingest]

I found one of Revoltingest's underwear related, love limericks to Hillary.

Hillary please don't think me a nut.
From the finest cloth I would be cut.
I hope no one else thinks it's wrong,
if only I could be be your thong.
I'd live out my life up your sweet butt.


That's just gross, Rev!

Eeeewwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[atanu]

And that when Hillary is known to suffer from incontinence.

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

May y'all be tormented by memory of your perverted panderings!

 

[Rick O'Shez]

They have "rogue animists" in Wales, they worry the sheep.

 

[4consideration]

He is one of those guys that walks around in bars on St. Patrick's Day and asks women if they have a little Irish in them, and when they say, "no" asks, "would you like to?"

 

[Rick O'Shez]

She is one of those girls who hangs around bars on St. Patricks day and doesn't mind a bit of Irish in her.

 

[BSM1]

Suffers from shillelagh envy...

 

[Brickjectivity]

BSM one went to school
the kids said he wasn't cool
so he got some teaching jobs
paid'm back for being slobs

 

[Burl]

Brickjectivity has squeaky drawers too.

 

[Brickjectivity]

Burl's drawers don't really squeak. What you hear are the poor squirrels he uses to keep warm.

 

[4consideration]

Brickjectivity's drawers have run away and filed charges of abuse against him.

No, Brickjectivity, those marks are not "natural!"

 

[Brickjectivity]

You rascally twitterpated interpreter of stains!

 

[Wirey]

@Brickjectivity actually belongs here on RF. And I mean that sincerely.

 

[Brickjectivity]

@Brickjectivity actually belongs here on RF. And I mean that sincerely.

Wirey once cheated on an IQ test that he paid for himself.

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

Y'all smell like you've been chasing skunks again....and caught one...

 

[Revoltingest]

Beeny failed the IQ test he trained so hard for.
All that running, weightlifting, & eating dozens of hot dogs didn't pay off.

 

[4consideration]

WHAT IS UP WITH THAT SMELL?

Did that come outta you?

Sheesh!

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

It's the haggis in him! That, and he sneaks in rancid cheese fondue, because he secretly wants to be French!