Insult The Poster Before You!

[Brickjectivity]

He eats Chapstick.

 

[Thief]

I do not.....

ya know....for a pigeon
you talk too much

and you are not a parrot
that would be an upgrade

 

[Revoltingest]

Makes homemade mayonnaise using his mum's family recipe.....
- 1 qt used motor oil
- 1 doz spoiled eggs
- 1 tblspoon of Dr Pepper

 

[Wu Wei]

uses Thief's homemade family mayonnaise on all his sammiches...even the peanut butter and jelly sammiches

 

[Thief]

Makes homemade mayonnaise using his mum's family recipe.....
- 1 qt used motor oil
- 1 doz spoiled eggs
- 1 tblspoon of Dr Pepper

would you like some of my mum's mayo recipe for Mr. Van?

 

[Thief]

uses Thief's homemade family mayonnaise on all his sammiches...even the peanut butter and jelly sammiches

I'll make one special for you....

it will look soooooooo fine on that coat you wear....

 

[Revoltingest]

Believes that dead possums in the road need to age several days before being ready to eat.

 

[Thief]

Believes that dead possums in the road need to age several days before being ready to eat.

and then I put mayo on them and feed them to Scots and bears

they just love the stuff!!!!!

 

[Revoltingest]

Promises us food, but fails to deliver!

 

[Brickjectivity]

Tried to sell soggy cigarettes that he called 'Microwave cigarettes'.

 

[Revoltingest]

Caught'm rummaging thru me dumpster, & licking out a jar of Thief's mayo.
It had spoiled!

 

[Wu Wei]

He caught him because that is where he lives

 

[Brickjectivity]

Smells like mold no matter what.

 

[Wu Wei]

has a mold farm...in his shoes

 

[Revoltingest]

Scientists found a cure for baldness in the mold growing behind his ears.

 

[Brickjectivity]

He grew up homeless, mainly because his parents couldn't let him into the house.

 

[Wu Wei]

His parents moved several times....usually when he was at school, and without telling him they were moving.

Note: Something similar actually happened to a person I graduated high school with...to this day his parents can't figure out why he does not talk to them

 

[DavidFirth]

Wu Wei's parents moved but they figured they had to tell him.

They were afraid he would never be able to BEAR it if they didn't.

 

[Thief]

thinks the bridge in his avatar is home

 

[Wu Wei]

is a terrible thief, he has never successfully stolen anything