Insult The Poster Before You!

[Onyx]

The previous poster uses WAY too much masking tape. What a waste!

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

incapable of understanding that the insult properly intended for one poster gets preempted the moment before posting

 

[Wu Wei]

has a creepy obsession with the body weight of others

 

[Revoltingest]

Has a creepy obsession with pull'n down a groundskeeper's kilt!

 

[Wu Wei]

Is known to be delusional and full of self-loathing

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

Fie! A pox upon you, you purveyor of impure thoughts and deeds!

 

[Onyx]

makes paper airplanes that won't fly straight

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

makes paper airplanes that won't fly straight

You are unable to come up with an insult that makes any sense!

 

[Onyx]

^^ professional croquet players above

 

[Revoltingest]

Secretly memorized the dialogue from all Simpsons episodes!

 

[Onyx]

Puts gratuitous amounts of mustard on hot dogs.

 

[Onyx]

Puts gratuitous amounts of mustard on hot dogs.

Maybe that's a compliment rather than an insult. Owell.

 

[Revoltingest]

Apologizes to hot dogs before scarfing them down.

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

and upchucking them...

 

[Onyx]

abuses all-you-can-eat pancake promotions

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

you pursuer of gluttony!

 

[Wu Wei]

Get thee to a nunnery.

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

Atilla the Hunnery

 

[Wu Wei]

Thou art sick in the world's regard, wretched and low, a poor unminded outlaw sneaking home.

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

you are so stilted in your insults that you sound silly