He once tried to jump off himself.
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Insult The Poster Before You!
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DavidFirth
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And I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you meddling kids!
Jumps off buildings into empty swimming pools.
Jumps off buildings into empty swimming pools.
Jumps off the stage into the arms of adoring fans....in his Marilyn Monroe costume.
DavidFirth
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They thought I was Marilyn Manson, what can I say?
Eats grits with cow chips in it.
It's better'n haggis.
Watches The Walking Dead, & roots for the zombies.
Watches The Walking Dead, & roots for the zombies.
Zombies love to eat brains.
So they let him be.
So they let him be.
Zombies want raisins with their bran, ya crazy bruin!
Loves squat cobbler.
Is having his bones replaced with liquid evil, so he can squeeze through the cracks in society.
Is planning to replace his genitals with this....
Since you had your tongue replaced I've been having second thoughts about it.
I took a stinky bag of garbage, put it a pink bow on it, wrote "DO NOT STEAL" on it, & set it on the curb.
He stole it.
He stole it.
He paid a ransom for his teddy.
That teddy was me favorite neglige!
He wants pix of me wearing the teddy.
He wants pix of me wearing the teddy.
