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Insult The Poster Before You!

Thief

Rogue Theologian
oh no.....

I loathe the day you starting replying to my posts

you illiterate, bear loving, snowman licking....... puke
 

Brickjectivity

Veteran Member
Staff member
Premium Member
Somebody keeps stealing his bunny, and he has to steal it back regularly. Thief just wouldn't be Thief without his bunny wunny.
 

Brickjectivity

Veteran Member
Staff member
Premium Member
He converted to religion sniffing starting fluid to achieve integration with the engine. That's how his nose got so runny.
 

Wirey

Fartist
Actual hockey position: End Guard. He sits on the edge of the bench and guards the coach's water bottle.
 

Revoltingest

Pragmatic Libertarian
Premium Member
He converted to religion sniffing starting fluid to achieve integration with the engine. That's how his nose got so runny.

He mocks me for snot that is runny.
He thinks my affliction is funny!
Revenge shall be mine
when soon he'll dine
on product I sell him as "honey".
 

David T

Well-Known Member
Premium Member
He mocks me for snot that is runny.
He thinks my affliction is funny!
Revenge shall be mine
when soon he'll dine
on product I sell him as "honey".
Your poetry is pure garbage,
Filled with idiotic, childish hooks,
Written on the back of a diaper,
It clearly smells like roses.
 

Revoltingest

Pragmatic Libertarian
Premium Member
Your poetry is pure garbage,
Filled with idiotic, childish hooks,
Written on the back of a diaper,
It clearly smells like roses.

Your insult there is rather lame.
The awkwardness should cause you shame.
In your dissing
rhyming's missing
it's time for you to boost your game.
 

Revoltingest

Pragmatic Libertarian
Premium Member
Like dragging on chalkboard his nails
His poetry utterly fails.
Tis Vogonic verse?
No, it's even worse.
All hope that he ceases & bails.
 

Brickjectivity

Veteran Member
Staff member
Premium Member
so bound by rules and full of dread
that he's been schooled and gently led
he shakes his mane a little harder
but he's my horse and there's no barter
 

Revoltingest

Pragmatic Libertarian
Premium Member
While lacking in some flexibility,
a limerick has some utility.
With form so constrained
opportunity's gained
to show off one's verbal agility.
 

Brickjectivity

Veteran Member
Staff member
Premium Member
such a man should wear a muzzle
his limerick is a nuzzle
in a little dog sweater
don't know what to get her
she definitely is a puzzle
 
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