Insult The Poster Before You!

[DavidFirth]

Broke the glass; he felt sorry for Wu Wei.

 

[Revoltingest]

When he buys underwear, he special orders "extra itchy".
It's a religious thing.

 

[Wu Wei]

He's a Scallywag, a reprobate, a scoundrel, a ne'er-do-well, a shiftless loafer, a nefarious vagabond, a wretch, a dastardly good-for-nothing caitiff, a heal, a villain, a lowlife, and a flagitious miscreant, a depreaved, reprehensible, vicious, villainous, rascally iniquitous individual..... and that is all he was able to fit on his business card

 

[Wu Wei]

posting error

 

[Revoltingest]

He is a bear.
A typical bear.

What?
Too harsh?

 

[Wu Wei]

he is a filthy facetious fallacious scum

 

[Revoltingest]

He is still a bear.
And he doesn't even have a PhD from a reputable school!

 

[Wu Wei]

so says the graduate of whatsamatta u who has his degree in "Sniveling Sycophant Studies"

I'll have you know my PhD in Picnic basket inspection comes from Jellystone University, Graduate school, diner and Florist shop

 

[Revoltingest]

He failed Theoretical Dumpster Diving.

 

[Brickjectivity]

He has a Flee-hD

 

[Revoltingest]

He makes up initialisms.
It's a hobby.
A pretty lame one.
Even by my standards.....& I collect babbitt ingots!

 

[DavidFirth]

When he buys underwear, he special orders "extra itchy".
It's a religious thing.

Nah, just got to feed the crabs every once in a while.

Also collects rabid ingrates.

 

[Revoltingest]

Feeds his crabs a woefully inadequate diet.
And he never gives them crabbie treats!

 

[Brickjectivity]

Has a tape worm that comes out for a snack sometimes.

 

[Wu Wei]

occasionally thinks about personal hygiene..... and it still trying to figure our where he can purchase a hygiene to call his own.....

 

[Revoltingest]

He took a secret trip to Russia.
What is he up to!

 

[Wu Wei]

Caught snuggling up to Vladimir Putin...literally... and I have the pictures

 

[Brickjectivity]

He teaches our boot scoot secrets to foreigners.

 

[Wu Wei]

he's a foul vile fowl circumscriber

 

[Brickjectivity]

His father had him apprenticed to a pseudopodiatrist, and now his job is to cause foot pain.