DavidFirth
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He aspires to be as virtuous as Ned Flanders.
But he screwed that up by picking the wrong episode to emulate....
But he screwed that up by picking the wrong episode to emulate....
DavidFirth
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Laughs at nuclear disasters
His doodoo is radioactive.
What do you eat, man!
What do you eat, man!
DavidFirth
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Plutonium.
Pisses gamma rays
Pisses gamma rays
Cleans the splash residue around the toilet!
Collects toilets with splash residue of famous historical figures.
Tried to sell his William Harding loo at Sotheby's, but he
couldn't authenticate the yellow stains. What a maroon!
Tried to sell his William Harding loo at Sotheby's, but he
couldn't authenticate the yellow stains. What a maroon!
Invented sitting loo meditation -- basically plagiarized sitting lily meditation changing a few words here and there. Sold it as a course for 19.95$ in Looisiana.
He paid to take my meditation course.
But he failed the written test.
(He couldn't spell "Om".)
But he failed the written test.
(He couldn't spell "Om".)
Was named after Jed Clampett.
(His parents liked Jed's snappy sartorial flare.)
(His parents liked Jed's snappy sartorial flare.)
DavidFirth
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Skipped to the loo in Loserville and lost
Before he slimmed down to become the handsome hunk'o manliness he now is, he was called "DavidGirth".
DavidFirth
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You better bet yer garters!
Wears garters to work. Is known as the bell-t of the ball.
Wears garters to work. Is known as the bell-t of the ball.
Invited me to the ball.
But I already had a date.
He was crushed!
But I already had a date.
He was crushed!
DavidFirth
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Don't talk about Wu like that!
Thinks football is an abnormal growth of balls.
Thinks football is an abnormal growth of balls.
He has tiny hands.
Worse yet, his feet are so small that he must wear children's shoes.
I like the Hello Kitty ones though....
Worse yet, his feet are so small that he must wear children's shoes.
I like the Hello Kitty ones though....
DavidFirth
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Thinks toilets are tiny swimming pools.