He is actually a smooth & urbane metrosexual....not at all beastly!
Dang cat got in the way!
Dang pseudo-beast too!
Dang cat got in the way!
Dang pseudo-beast too!
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Insult The Poster Before You!
- Thread starter Revoltingest
- Start date
He frundels his retro encabulator.
dfnj
Well-Known Member
- If laughter is the best medicine, your face must be curing the world.
- You're so ugly, you scared the crap out of the toilet.
- Your family tree must be a cactus because everybody on it is a prick.
- No I'm not insulting you, I'm describing you.
- It's better to let someone think you are an Idiot than to open your mouth and prove it.
- If I had a face like yours, I'd sue my parents.
- Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.
- I guess you prove that even god makes mistakes sometimes.
- The only way you'll ever get laid is if you crawl up a chicken's *** and wait.
- You're so fake, Barbie is jealous.
- I’m jealous of people that don’t know you!
- My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too.
- You're so ugly, when your mom dropped you off at school she got a fine for littering.
- If I wanted to kill myself I'd climb your ego and jump to your IQ.
- You must have been born on a highway because that's where most accidents happen.
- Brains aren't everything. In your case they're nothing.
- I don't know what makes you so stupid, but it really works.
- I can explain it to you, but I can’t understand it for you.
- Roses are red violets are blue, God made me pretty, what happened to you?
- Behind every fat woman there is a beautiful woman. No seriously, your in the way.
- Calling you an idiot would be an insult to all the stupid people.
- You, sir, are an oxygen thief!
- Some babies were dropped on their heads but you were clearly thrown at a wall.
- Don't like my sarcasm, well I don't like your stupid.
- Why don't you go play in traffic.
- Please shut your mouth when you’re talking to me.
- I'd slap you, but that would be animal abuse.
- They say opposites attract. I hope you meet someone who is good-looking, intelligent, and cultured.
- Stop trying to be a smart ***, you're just an ***.
- The last time I saw something like you, I flushed it.
- 'm busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?
- You have Diarrhea of the mouth; constipation of the ideas.
- If ugly were a crime, you'd get a life sentence.
- Your mind is on vacation but your mouth is working overtime.
- I can lose weight, but you’ll always be ugly.
- Why don't you slip into something more comfortable... like a coma.
- Shock me, say something intelligent.
- If your gonna be two faced, honey at least make one of them pretty.
- Keep rolling your eyes, perhaps you'll find a brain back there.
- You are not as bad as people say, you are much, much worse.
- I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.
- You get ten times more girls than me? ten times zero is zero...
- There is no vaccine against stupidity.
- You're the reason the gene pool needs a lifeguard.
- Sure, I've seen people like you before - but I had to pay an admission.
- How old are you? - Wait I shouldn't ask, you can't count that high.
- Have you been shopping lately? They're selling lives, you should go get one.
- You're like Monday mornings, nobody likes you.
- Of course I talk like an idiot, how else would you understand me?
- All day I thought of you... I was at the zoo.
- To make you laugh on Saturday, I need to you joke on Wednesday.
- You're so fat, you could sell shade.
- I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ***.
- Don't you need a license to be that ugly?
- My friend thinks he is smart. He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry, so I threw a coconut at his face.
- Your house is so dirty you have to wipe your feet before you go outside.
- If you really spoke your mind, you'd be speechless.
- Stupidity is not a crime so you are free to go.
- You are so old, when you were a kid rainbows were black and white.
- If I told you that I have a piece of dirt in my eye, would you move?
- You so dumb, you think Cheerios are doughnut seeds.
- So, a thought crossed your mind? Must have been a long and lonely journey.
- You are so old, your birth-certificate expired.
- Every time I'm next to you, I get a fierce desire to be alone.
- You're so dumb that you got hit by a parked car.
- Keep talking, someday you'll say something intelligent!
- You're so fat, you leave footprints in concrete.
- How did you get here? Did someone leave your cage open?
- Pardon me, but you've obviously mistaken me for someone who gives a damn.
- Wipe your mouth, there's still a tiny bit of bull**** around your lips.
- Don't you have a terribly empty feeling - in your skull?
- As an outsider, what do you think of the human race?
- Just because you have one doesn't mean you have to act like one.
- We can always tell when you are lying. Your lips move.
- Are you always this stupid or is today a special occasion?
Sits on a cushion and calls it levitating.
Farts on a cushion & hopes for levitation.
It makes his heart flutter too.
The only fiber he gets comes from spaghetti sauce and exlax.
Wu Wei
ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
has flatulence so extraordinarily noxious it can produce a heart arrhythmia in anyone who has the misfortune to be within 50 feet of him when it occurs
Out of my sight! Thou dost infect my eyes.
Wu likes the way farts make kilts flutter
(but not when there's liquid to sputter)
While some clear the room,
He loves this perfume
It smells just like haggis & butter
(but not when there's liquid to sputter)
While some clear the room,
He loves this perfume
It smells just like haggis & butter
The philistine thinks that clark kent is doctor who, and he eats tofu.
Thief
Rogue Theologian
yeah right.....
more like.....
I get a message (won't say how)
and the word is ......dirty deeds done dirt cheap
Wu Wei
ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
Wears Ninja PJs with bunny ears and feet in them.......hops around telling everyone he is Miyamoto Usagi...he is a few Shuriken short of a dozen...if you know what I mean
Thinks LARP stands for Losing As Rapidly as Possible.
He's a great big child and a huge Hairy Putter fan.