Insult The Poster Before You!

[Revoltingest]

Lives his life just to celebrate Groundhog Day.

 

[Brickjectivity]

Stuck in a poodle paradise.

 

[Revoltingest]

Isn't really a platypus....actually a poodle with a duckbill & a lisp.
(Yes, platypuses are known for their lisp.)

 

[Wu Wei]

Easily distracted by shiny objects AND has a disco ball collection

 

[Brickjectivity]

Chases his tail and acts like a doggy when you give him a snack.

 

[Wu Wei]

Guess which on brick is

 

[Brickjectivity]

Shops at hot topic when he's feeling dark.

 

[Wu Wei]

A foul vile cur who enjoys sunsets and walking on the beach.

 

[Thief]

I do it on line....in the dark....

you guys just like to show of what ya got

perverts!

 

[Wu Wei]

Has inferiority complex about his...... well... you know

 

[Thief]

watch it bub.....

you are worth a lot more.....as a rug

 

[Wu Wei]

The Thief doth protest too much, methinks.

 

[Onyx]

applies head-on directly to the forehead
applies head-on directly to the forehead
applies head-on directly to the forehead

 

[Thief]

appears to be suffering an addiction

 

[Wu Wei]

Enjoys skipping on the beach at sunset

 

[Thief]

ninjas don't skip.....

go join a circus!

 

[Revoltingest]

Tries to tell this joke at feminist meetings.....

Well, the image won't appear.
Let's just say there's a very tiny piano player involved.

 

[Thief]

that's not funny

and I don't mind hanging out with the ladies
usually the local bar

 

[Wu Wei]

Hangs out a bars with ladies...literally... and gets arrested for indecent exposure...regularly

 

[Revoltingest]

Woke up this morning, & thought it looked nice out.
So he's leaving it out all day.

Ew.