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Insult The Poster Before You!
- Thread starter Revoltingest
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Don't forget my dreadfully painful poisonous ankle spurs, you biologically ignorant quadruped.
Was fired from job as a shoe salesman for excessive measuring of customers' inseams.
Walks around the mall issuing citations to people for "breaking the Law of Averages."
Likes to walk up to unsuspecting people in the mall to ask....
"Is it safe?"
"What's the frequency, Kenneth?"
"Is it safe?"
"What's the frequency, Kenneth?"
Thought this could be used as credentials that allowed him to act as a Border Patrol agent:
Replaced her entire wardrobe with pantsuits.
Told She Who Shall Remain Nameless that he had a hard-drive he was hoping she'd wipe clean.
He thought Lord & Taylor was a brothel because it had nice restrooms.
He built a Lego house for his Lego girlfriend.
Believed "the pen is mightier than the sword" was to be taken literally, and as a result had an unfortunate sword fighting incident.
Her Knight in Shining Armor turned out to be an empty suit with a squeaky rat inside. His appetite for cheese should have tipped her off.
Goes bowling just so he can wear shoes previously worn by a bazillion people -- and doesn't wear socks.
She's the one who makes roller skate rentals so stinky.
Uses poo scented air freshener!
Makes mock turtle soup using mock turtleneck sweaters.