Insult The Poster Before You!

[Wu Wei]

Generally confused and has no idea who he is speaking to

 

[Revoltingest]

Booboo had the court issue a restraining order against him.

 

[Wu Wei]

Has a life size poster of Angela Merkel mounted on the wall of Mr Van

 

[Brickjectivity]

Angela Merkel taught him how to make jokes.

 

[Wu Wei]

Is Angela Merkel's secret admirer

 

[Revoltingest]

Thinks of Angela Merkel 4 times a day.


What...is that going to far?
Too graphic?

 

[Brickjectivity]

He has a shrine to Jodi Foster full of pictures of Helen Hunt.

 

[Wu Wei]

Likes to make Congee, on Thursdays, with Xi Jinping to discuss plans for their future together

 

[Revoltingest]

Liked to sneak into Helen Keller's house, & rearrange the furniture.

 

[Wu Wei]

likes to dance to Gangnam style with Kim Jong Un every Saturday night

 

[Brickjectivity]

Keeps a plush Dr. Evil in his bed.

 

[Talmai]

Doesn't even know the etymology of plush.

 

[Brickjectivity]

They ate plush.

 

[Revoltingest]

Has pet spiders, which he puts in tiny costumes, & makes them parade for him.

 

[Onyx]

Drinks way too much coffee.

 

[Wu Wei]

tries to practice sesquipedalian loquaciousness to impress people...but does not know the meaning of any of the words

 

[Brickjectivity]

He bought his dictionary in 1820. That's why he sounds like he's from the Adam's Family.

 

[Wu Wei]

Doesn't know how to spell The Addams Family.

 

[Onyx]

Rings for Lurch for every little thing.

 

[Brickjectivity]

He invented video games. That's why he's is so bad at them.