Insult The Poster Before You!

[Wu Wei]

Such inordinate and low desires,
Such poor, such bare, such lewd, such mean attempts,
Such barren pleasures, rude society,
As thou art match'd withal, and grafted to!

 

[Quagmire]

^ Talks funny.

 

[Wu Wei]

Reads Shakespeare sonnets in a high shrill voice and an outrageous french accent

 

[Brickjectivity]

A computer nerd.

 

[Revoltingest]

Plays elaborate practical jokes on Quagmire's monkey.
Monkey no like.

 

[Brickjectivity]

He had a cow, man.

 

[Revoltingest]

Tips cows.

 

[4consideration]

Dates them.

 

[Revoltingest]

Dresses them up in 3 piece suites & wing tip shoes so they look like lawyers before sending them into her abbatoir.

My apologies....this isn't really an insult.

 

[Brickjectivity]

He cannot handle an insult.

 

[Wu Wei]

plays tidily winks with manhole covers

 

[Brickjectivity]

Thinks everybody is like him.

 

[Revoltingest]

Touches pigeons inappropriately.

 

[Brickjectivity]

Inappropriately touches pigeons, which is much worse.

 

[Wu Wei]

inappropriately touched by pigeons...and enjoys is... a little to much

 

[Brickjectivity]

Inappropriately pigeon touches a little too much and enjoys!

 

[Revoltingest]

Sure likes to talk about pigeons.
Plans on writing romance novels about them next.

 

[Brickjectivity]

His pigeon romance novels have entranced generations of pigeons!

 

[Revoltingest]

Is jealous of my talent for writing avian bodice rippers.
He is Salieri to my Mozart!

 

[Brickjectivity]

Not pigeons! Pigeons! What a hard head. Look it up, talon boy.