Insult The Poster Before You!

[Wu Wei]

Waxes his Bikini zone with turtle wax and polishes it to a high sheen

Yeah.... there is a double entendre there....I admit that...but they're both insulting so.....

 

[Revoltingest]

Takes an unhealthy interest in me bikini zone!

 

[Brickjectivity]

His password is always 'owutagoosiam'

 

[Wu Wei]

Cannot keep a secret

 

[Revoltingest]

Is too frightened to divulge our secret relationship.

 

[Brickjectivity]

Is related to his own grandfather. That's an insult in his family.

 

[Revoltingest]

Makes anatomically correct snow angels.
Sculpts their nether regions using his......never mind.

 

[Wu Wei]

Can't say "aluminum" properly...but never admits it and tells everyone else they say it wrong

 

[Revoltingest]

Bought Mrs Bear an aluminum wedding ring.

 

[Wu Wei]

thinks multitasking means giving all his work to others

 

[Revoltingest]

Calls his special purpose "Bob".

 

[Wu Wei]

Named his special, invisible, friend Simon James Alexander Ragsdale the 3rd

 

[4consideration]

Has been recorded saying, "Simon James Alexander Ragsdale the 3rd" more than once...more than twice, even.

 

[Wu Wei]

Once dated Simon James Alexander Ragsdale the 3rd.... @Revoltingest special invisible friend

 

[4consideration]

Challenged me to dual over a perceived insult to "the honor, virtue, and steadfastness of Simon James Alexander Ragsdale the 3rd."

I don't even know what that means!

 

[Wu Wei]

Likes to shine her dueling pistols at meetings to intimidate others

 

[4consideration]

When he was a young feller, someone told him he should "court" his wife. So he sued her.

 

[Wu Wei]

Is easily insulted by the truth

 

[Brickjectivity]

His college was accredited by the Poodle Higher Institute of Pwning.

 

[Wu Wei]

oooooh this will be bad...and likely you will never talk to me again......

We should call you....Revoltingest