Speaking of hummels, I saw you yesterday in a Cambell's Soup commercial. I think it was creme of chicken.
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Insult The Poster Before You!
- Thread starter Revoltingest
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The one with the 2 gay dads?
That's not me!
Me kids are much older, ya soup stir'n, pan wash'n, pot scourer!
Oh, that's sweet. I'd love to meet your kids, but the zoo charges too much.
It probably wouldn't do you any good anyway. I heard you were so cheap you won't even pay attention.
Demonslayer
Well-Known Member
Um...you're stupid!
I'm terrible at this...
I'm terrible at this...
Listen, log into "Insults R us" and grab a couple of those. If that's too difficult, I don't recommend, "And so is your mother," or "Your Daddy wears high heels!" (After all, mine did, and looks quite fetching in them.) You are an insult to all insult-loving curmudgeons everywhere!Um...you're stupid!
I'm terrible at this...
You can't use the word "insult" 3 times in a post and get away with thinking that's a good insult.
That post was so bad it made the heavens weep, and I don't appreciate the rain interrupting my intended walk this morning before it gets too hot to do it! Thanks a lot!
That post was so bad it made the heavens weep, and I don't appreciate the rain interrupting my intended walk this morning before it gets too hot to do it! Thanks a lot!
Oh, Wah, Wah, Wah!
Some people. So it's my fault that the Storm God has it in for you and your walking plans, huh? If you'd have bothered to make a proper offering like I told you to, you wouldn't have this "problem." When life gives you lemons, make lemonade already: go for a swim instead!
Oh, gee thanks! Go for a swim? There's thunder and lightning!
I would have thought that maybe, just maybe, I could have gotten a little compassion out of you, just a smidge of concern about my plight, that I might possibly having to be too uncomfortable and sweat too much by walking in this oppressive heat. That's right, it's oppressive, and you don't even care!
Orbit
I'm a planet
This is all subjective nonsense! You are illogical. Behold the God of Materialism, he laughs at your blackheads.
Imagine, thunder and lightning...and I was hoping there would be flood waters in the creek where you swim, too...
Everyone has a sob story, so why should yours get my attention, you self-centered excuse for a humanist!
Please put your tongue back into your mouth. We're tired of stepping over it!
Wu Wei
ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
I like pie...its delicious...... and you know what...I have lots of it....and you know something else....you get NONE!!! Thou elvish-mark'd, abortive, rooting hog!
Thou art a wretch whose natural gifts were poor.
Wu Wei
ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
A weasel hath not such a deal of spleen as you are toss'd with.
Buttercup
Veteran Member
Oh, sure! Criticize a person with an organ that can at least be put to good use. You have wings but can't even fly, you have to ride your bike. Pffftt.
Don't get personal, lass. Who butters a cup anyway?
And I've seen bears on unicycles. Lose the training wheels.
Wu Wei
ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
Don't get personal!?
You have missed the entire reason for this thread.... oh slow one who is slow to catch on
Yeah sure.... you're telling people not to get personal in an insult thread...like you have the slightest idea what you're talking about
Buttercup
Veteran Member
Anyone who has a brain knows a buttered cup keeps it from sticking to your tongue when drinking coffee or tea. Duh. Obviously, that's why you don't have a long tongue.
Maybe if you didn't eat non galvanized nuts and bolts for breakfast, you'd be able to discern these things for yourself. Cheapskate!