Insult The Poster Before You!

[4consideration]

That's the way he tells it when he's crawling over the seat -- in his kilt!

"I donna wanna to be crawling all over everyone...she made me do it.!"

I have to keep it quiet about when I'm travelling. You all may notice I don't talk about my travel until after I've done it. I've learned.

 

[Wu Wei]

On a flight, lights the call light every 5 minutes to ask the stewardess...."Are we there yet"

 

[4consideration]

Doesn't bring anything to read with him on a plane and when the person next to him is reading the in flight magazine, he puts his head on their shoulder and says, "You don't mind sharing, do you?"

DO NOT let him fall asleep. He'll drool on you.

 

[Wu Wei]

Likes bear drool

 

[Revoltingest]

Had surgery to enhance his drool gland.
(Hoped it would make him more popular.)

 

[Wu Wei]

Is a pathological lyre player

 

[Revoltingest]

Lyre, lyre, pants on friar!

 

[Wu Wei]

Likes to stare at pants on a friar

 

[4consideration]

Likes to stare at pants on a friar

Is hoping I'll talk about his shenanigans with the friar!

Well, I won't!

Well, I'll just say this one thing...it has nothing to do with pants on a friar.

 

[Wu Wei]

Has a thing for friars.... and for men in skirts too

 

[Revoltingest]

Let's friars tickle his special places.....

 

[4consideration]

Let's friars tickle his special places.....

 

[Revoltingest]

Tickles friars in their special places.

 

[Wu Wei]

Collects ear wax....from total strangers...who also happen to be friars

 

[Revoltingest]

Buys my spendy artisanal candles made from special wax.
(He loves the fragrance.)

 

[Wu Wei]

Tried to pass an evening gown off as a formal kilt

 

[Revoltingest]

Wears Star Trek uniforms to work, hoping that he'll earn greater respect.
(I advise wearing only male uniforms.)

 

[Wu Wei]

And it works too...... don't make me fire phasers fella

 

[Thief]

you people have such rich fantasy lives....

and yes that's an insult

 

[Revoltingest]

A balding pudgy middle aged man in black ninja pajamas thinks my fantasy life is rich?
That is rich!