you're wrong absolutely in your assessment of the account, tale or not.
If it's a tale, one can't be wrong in any assessment. The tales (myths) of the garden, Noah, and Job, for example, mean to the reader whatever he thinks they mean. None of them actually mean anything to me except they depict a god that sets people up to fail, drowns them for its own engineering failures (and speaking of failure, attempts to correct its mistake using the same breeding stock), and the gratuitous bullying of a good man. Sure, I could make up nobler interpretations, but that's just making things up.
You are free to say that these stories mean something else to you, but that's irrelevant to my understanding of them, and vice versa.
I'm beginning to think some of you who are deadset against what the Bible says cannot read or understand too well. Thanks, though. Take care.
This is a common complaint from the faithful, who think that their message is so compelling that to not agree means to not have understood it.
Also, there is nothing clearly written in scripture that is difficult to understand, and the vague, ambiguous, and mutually contradictory passages also mean nothing specific.
What the critical thinker is dead set against is accumulating false and unfalsifiable beliefs.