Is God Chartreuse?

[Sunstone]

Is the shocking untold truth that God is chartreuse?

Can it proved by the following syllogism:

Chartreuse is beyond human comprehension.
God is beyond human comprehension.
Therefore, God is chartreuse.

Does the indisputable fact God is chartreuse mean God is eco-friendly or does it mean God is interior design friendly?

What, then, is God's favorite melon?

 

[doppelganger]

God loves justice.
Justice is blind.

Therefore, God loves Blind Melon.

 

[Buttercup]

Does the indisputable fact God is chartreuse mean God is eco-friendly or does it mean God is interior design friendly?

It means God has extraordinarily horrible taste in interior design....unless he's stuck in the 60's

What, then, is God's favorite melon?

God prefers oranges I'm afraid.

 

[FatMan]

God is dog spelled backwards.

Does that mean dog is God spelled forwards??

Give me chocolate please

 

[lunamoth]

There is the God who is chartreuse, a color beyond comprehension, and then there is the God we can see in the lime. The lime is a token of God's grace.

 

[FatMan]

There is the God who is chartreuse, a color beyond comprehension, and then there is the God we can see in the lime. The lime is a token of God's grace.

That token of God's grace has juice that is searing my eyeball because I got too close looking for Him in there!!!

And no i'm not winking. I just can't open my eye yet.


:areyoucra

 

[Sunstone]

There is the God who is chartreuse, a color beyond comprehension, and then there is the God we can see in the lime. The lime is a token of God's grace.

I feel deeply that no sensible person would deny it.

 

[lunamoth]

I feel deeply that no sensible person would deny it.

Yes, and so we understand the significance of the margeurita.

 

[Sunstone]

Yes, and so we understand the significance of the margeurita.

Precisely! My most meaningful encounters with God have been closely associated with the margeurita. Often, during such encounters, I have noticed that God takes on the appearance of a particularily striking bartenderess near closing time.

 

[Mavrikmind]

I believe he's chartreuse with glitter Now where's my chocolate ???

 

[Booko]

According to my son, "God is very tiny and blue."










Yup, he actually did say that. I believe he was 2 or 3 at the time?

 

[Booko]

Precisely! My most meaningful encounters with God have been closely associated with the margeurita. Often, during such encounters, I have noticed that God takes on the appearance of a particularily striking bartenderess near closing time.

As my more meaningful encounters were with daquiris, I strongly contend that God is closer to not just lime color, but lime juice.

 

[Gentoo]

I'll tell you... but I need a bribe first. Preferrably, a chocolately bribe

 

[standing_alone]

Precisely! My most meaningful encounters with God have been closely associated with the margeurita. Often, during such encounters, I have noticed that God takes on the appearance of a particularily striking bartenderess near closing time.

Phil, I must say I find this very intriguing in the least... To have such an encounter, does one only need to take in the margeurita or is there more that needs to be done? I am desperate for an encounter with God!

 

[Sunstone]

Phil, I must say I find this very intriguing in the least... To have such an encounter, does one only need to take in the margeurita or is there more that needs to be done? I am desperate for an encounter with God!

As well you should be! Yet, "the path to the Chartreuse God is neither for the faint of heart nor the one without the margeurita. Yea! Verily, the path is to be trod by those with the feet to trip over it. I say unto you, in that day it would be better for the one who is not soused that he had been born into the city of Fripple than that he should stand sober at closing time!"

I hope these quotes from scripture answer you question full well. If not, I recommend you come to Colorado where I can give you massive tutoring at Gigi's bar in the way of the margeurita.