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Is there anything as awesome as this???

The Fog Horn

Active Member
I think I saw hell down there.

Known to ordinary people as the centre of the earth.

Oh dear, is this video going to ignite a whole load more theism? Are loads of people now going to start digging great big holes in the ground and shouting, 'Devil....are you there Devil? I just want a little chat.'?

Please please please tell me you do not believe hell is the centre of the earth?

Oh my volcano.....I am definitely going to die before this thing goes viral. Holy smoke, what brain dump.
 

The Fog Horn

Active Member
Psalm 28:1 Unto thee will I cry, O LORD my rock; be not silent to me: lest, if thou be silent to me, I become like them that go down into the pit.

Psalm 18:2 The LORD is my rock, my fortress and my deliverer; my God is my rock, in whom I take refuge. He is my shield and the horn of my salvation, my stronghold.

Deut 32:4 He is the Rock, his work is perfect: for all his ways are judgment: a God of truth and without iniquity, just and right is he.

Deut 32:15 But Jeshurun waxed fat, and kicked: thou art waxen fat, thou art grown thick, thou art covered with fatness; then he forsook God which made him, and lightly esteemed the Rock of his salvation.

Deut 32:31 For their rock is not as our Rock, even our enemies themselves being judges.

1 Samuel 2:2 There is none holy as the LORD: for there is none beside thee: neither is there any rock like our God.

2 Samuel 22:2 And he said, The LORD is my rock, and my fortress, and my deliverer;

2 Samuel 22:3 The God of my rock; in him will I trust: he is my shield, and the horn of my salvation, my high tower, and my refuge, my saviour; thou savest me from violence.

2 Samuel 22:32 For who is God, save the LORD? and who is a rock, save our God?

2 Samuel 22:47 The LORD liveth; and blessed be my rock; and exalted be the God of the rock of my salvation.

2 Samuel 23:3 The God of Israel said, the Rock of Israel spake to me, He that ruleth over men must be just, ruling in the fear of God.

Psalm 18:2 The LORD is my rock, and my fortress, and my deliverer; my God, my strength, in whom I will trust; my buckler, and the horn of my salvation, and my high tower.
 

Quagmire

Imaginary talking monkey
Staff member
Premium Member
And the best! Check it out in my 150 posts...OH MY VOLCANO!!!

A few problems with that interpretation:

Psalm 28:1 Unto thee will I cry, O LORD my rock; be not silent to me: lest, if thou be silent to me, I become like them that go down into the pit.

A volcano isn't actually a rock. It's made out of rock, but it isn't a rock.

Psalm 18:2 The LORD is my rock, my fortress and my deliverer; my God is my rock, in whom I take refuge. He is my shield and the horn of my salvation, my stronghold.

I don't think too many people would be thinking about taking refuge inside a volcano. Sounds like a pretty self-defeating survival strategy to me.

Deut 32:4 He is the Rock, his work is perfect: for all his ways are judgment: a God of truth and without iniquity, just and right is he.

mmmmmmm, not seeing a volcano reference in this.

Deut 32:15 But Jeshurun waxed fat, and kicked: thou art waxen fat, thou art grown thick, thou art covered with fatness; then he forsook God which made him, and lightly esteemed the Rock of his salvation.

Not seeing a description of a volcano here either. Sounds more like it's saying that Yahweh was an ancient diet and exercise coach.

Deut 32:31 For their rock is not as our Rock, even our enemies themselves being judges.

????? :shrug:

1 Samuel 2:2 There is none holy as the LORD: for there is none beside thee: neither is there any rock like our God.

There are lots and lots of vulcanos. And they're kind of hard to miss.

2 Samuel 22:2 And he said, The LORD is my rock, and my fortress, and my deliverer;

Vulcanos don't do deliveries. Try calling one, you'll see.

2 Samuel 22:3 The God of my rock; in him will I trust: he is my shield, and the horn of my salvation, my high tower, and my refuge, my saviour; thou savest me from violence.

OK, I see the "high tower" reference, but vulcanos aren't especially known for saving people from violence. More often, the exact opposite in fact.

2 Samuel 22:32 For who is God, save the LORD? and who is a rock, save our God?

OK, lets try that.

Question: For who is God, save the LORD? and who is a rock, save our God?

Answer: a vulcano.

Nope, doesn't work.

2 Samuel 22:47 The LORD liveth; and blessed be my rock; and exalted be the God of the rock of my salvation.

Nothing about magma, or smoke, or ash, or anything else remotely vulcano-like here either.


Nope. Not seeing it.
 

The Fog Horn

Active Member
A few problems with that interpretation:



A volcano isn't actually a rock. It's made out of rock, but it isn't a rock.



I don't think too many people would be thinking about taking refuge inside a volcano. Sounds like a pretty self-defeating survival strategy to me.



mmmmmmm, not seeing a volcano reference in this.



Not seeing a description of a volcano here either. Sounds more like it's saying that Yahweh was an ancient diet and exercise coach.



????? :shrug:



There are lots and lots of vulcanos. And they're kind of hard to miss.



Vulcanos don't do deliveries. Try calling one, you'll see.



OK, I see the "high tower" reference, but vulcanos aren't especially known for saving people from violence. More often, the exact opposite in fact.



OK, lets try that.

Question: For who is God, save the LORD? and who is a rock, save our God?

Answer: a vulcano.

Nope, doesn't work.



Nothing about magma, or smoke, or ash, or anything else remotely vulcano-like here either.


Nope. Not seeing it.

'My Rock' meaning the volcano 'I' worship....the 'mountain of fire' I live at the foot of.

'My fortress' meaning the volcano 'I' live next to in the false belief it will protect me from my enemies. This is basic volcano worship. Throughout the world, civlisations dwelt at the foot of volcanoes. Is that also news to you that people used to believe their 'rocks' would take care of them? Have you never heard of volcano worship before? Odd, I know, but not uncommon in the past or today. Hindus still chuck chickens into them.

'My tower'....meaning volcano.

Alone, these verses do not indicate volcano worship...but added to these verses they most certainly do....

OH MY VOLCANO!!!: List of Biblical verses that suggest God was a volcano

Anything else you don't understand, just let me know.
 
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Quagmire

Imaginary talking monkey
Staff member
Premium Member
'My Rock' meaning the volcano 'I' worship....

Bit of a stretch, don't you think?


the 'mountain of fire' I live at the foot of.

That isn't actually in the Bible. You just made that up. :yes:

You drew a picture and said "Here's evidence that Yahweh was a volcano" and then you fabricated a Bible quote and tried to use it as evidence for the same thing.

Points for creativity, but really, if you were going to do something like this why didn't you just say "The Bible says 'Hi there, my names Yahweh and I'm a vulcano'?

'My fortress' meaning the volcano 'I' live next to in the false belief it will protect me from my enemies. This is basic volcano worship. Throughout the world, civlisations dwelt at the foot of volcanoes.

Maybe, but the ancient Hebrews weren't among those people.

Is that also news to you that people used to believe their 'rocks' would take care of them?

Only the pointy ones that they had attached to the end of their spears and arrows as far as I know.

Have you never heard of volcano worship before? Odd, I know, but not uncommon in the past or today. Hindus still chuck chickens into them.

People all through history have worshiped all kinds of things. Doesn't mean that every People everywhere worshiped everything that every other People did.

Kind of circular: you're saying "Some people thought that vulcanos were gods, therefore every time any ancient people mentioned the word God, they must have been talking about a vulcano".

'My tower'....meaning volcano.

I see. So the second book in the LOTR trilogy was actually about twin vulcanos. (I'm learning so much here).

Alone, these verses do not indicate volcano worship...but added to these verses they most certainly do....

Nope. Not without you adding a few other things.


OK, one other thing I don't understand: what gives you the idea that Yahweh was a vulcano.
 
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The Fog Horn

Active Member
Quagmire. Sometimes a person just has to accept defeat and allow another person to continue along their merry path. Sorry but if you can't understand it and you come up with those comments then I give up...on you.
 

NIX

Daughter of Chaos
Psalm 28:1 Unto thee will I cry, O LORD my rock; be not silent to me: lest, if thou be silent to me, I become like them that go down into the pit.

Psalm 18:2 The LORD is my rock, my fortress and my deliverer; my God is my rock, in whom I take refuge. He is my shield and the horn of my salvation, my stronghold.

Deut 32:4 He is the Rock, his work is perfect: for all his ways are judgment: a God of truth and without iniquity, just and right is he.

Deut 32:15 But Jeshurun waxed fat, and kicked: thou art waxen fat, thou art grown thick, thou art covered with fatness; then he forsook God which made him, and lightly esteemed the Rock of his salvation.

Deut 32:31 For their rock is not as our Rock, even our enemies themselves being judges.

1 Samuel 2:2 There is none holy as the LORD: for there is none beside thee: neither is there any rock like our God.

2 Samuel 22:2 And he said, The LORD is my rock, and my fortress, and my deliverer;

2 Samuel 22:3 The God of my rock; in him will I trust: he is my shield, and the horn of my salvation, my high tower, and my refuge, my saviour; thou savest me from violence.

2 Samuel 22:32 For who is God, save the LORD? and who is a rock, save our God?

2 Samuel 22:47 The LORD liveth; and blessed be my rock; and exalted be the God of the rock of my salvation.

2 Samuel 23:3 The God of Israel said, the Rock of Israel spake to me, He that ruleth over men must be just, ruling in the fear of God.

Psalm 18:2 The LORD is my rock, and my fortress, and my deliverer; my God, my strength, in whom I will trust; my buckler, and the horn of my salvation, and my high tower.

Rock Gods are Rock Stars too.
 
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