Patrolling West Bank Just Not Same Without Big Cone Of Chunky Monkey In Hand
HEBRON, WEST BANK—Lamenting the lack of his favourite summer season deal with, Israeli soldier Avi Berman advised reporters Friday that patrolling the West Financial institution simply wasn’t the identical and not using a large cone of Chunky Monkey in his hand. “I used to spend all summer season strolling down the streets, assault rifle in a single hand, large ol’ waffle cone within the different, however I suppose these days are gone,” stated Berman, a wistful expression on his face as he recalled how his complete unit used to cease by the Ben & Jerry’s retailer to seize a serving of Phish Meals or Cherry Garcia earlier than bursting right into a Palestinian household’s residence in the course of the evening. “Oh man, savoring these chocolate chunks, these walnut items, licking that wealthy banana taste off my wrist whereas I screamed on the youngsters. I do know Dean’s makes a banana break up taste, and I can’t resist a very good chocolate almond Häagen-Dazs bar, however rattling, they only don’t evaluate. What am I gonna do? These Palestin—excuse me—Israeli summers get scorching, so it’s good to have a cool deal with to maintain me going.” At press time, Berman added that the popsicles he present in a Palestinian household’s freezer would simply need to do.
Patrolling West Bank Just Not Same Without Big Cone Of Chunky Monkey In Hand
Thought this was hilarious.