I've Had An Epiphany....I'm Now A Presbemormaluthertologist.

[Vinayaka]

I always lie.

Me too. Way more fun than telling the truth.

I told the US border guy that I was going to Revoltistan when he sternly asked, "Where are you going?" He just laughed. Must be some relative of yours, eh? At least he didn't notice the 'I hate America!' bumper sticker.

 

[Revoltingest]

Me too. Way more fun than telling the truth.

I told the US border guy that I was going to Revoltistan when he sternly asked, "Where are you going?" He just laughed. Must be some relative of yours, eh? At least he didn't notice the 'I hate America!' bumper sticker.

I caution you against the
I H8 REVOLTISTAN
bumper sticker.

 

[Vinayaka]

I caution you against the
I H8 REVOLTISTAN
bumper sticker.

That sounds like a threat. I'll complain to yer leader, and report your country to the UFN. (F fer fake)

 

[Revoltingest]

That sounds like a threat. I'll complain to yer leader, and report your country to the UFN. (F fer fake)

It's a warning.
Revoltistanians are so loved that dissing us is dangerous.
One could be subject to disagreeable speech.

 

[Vinayaka]

It's a warning.
Revoltistanians are so loved that dissing us is dangerous.
One could be subject to disagreeable speech.

What's the punishment? Haggis?

 

[Revoltingest]

What's the punishment? Haggis?

Impolite remarks.
And perhaps even sneering.

 

[Vinayaka]

Impolite remarks.
And perhaps even sneering.

That's it? What a liberal left-leaning patsy of a country! Must border Canuckistan.

 

[Revoltingest]

That's it? What a liberal left-leaning patsy of a country! Must border Canuckistan.

Imagine Minnesotans, but nicer.

 

[Vinayaka]

Imagine Minnesotans, but nicer.

Never met many Minnesotans, but That 70s show showed Wisconsinites. My Merrykin froends live mostly in Californistan and Hawaiistan.

 

[Revoltingest]

Never met many Minnesotans, but That 70s show showed Wisconsinites. My Merrykin froends live mostly in Californistan and Hawaiistan.

Minnesotans are exactly like the people in the movie, Fargo.

 

[Vinayaka]

Minnesotans are exactly like the people in the movie, Fargo.

We went through Fargo last fall. What an odd name for a place. North Dakota is vastly different from Minnesota. That state line was really noticeable, much like the Mexican wall I suppose ... ceptin' flatter.

 

[ChristineM]

Are you a Presbemormaluthertologist or a reformed Presbemormaluthertologist post-1904 schism.

Methinks you let slip a spelling error there, was your "reformed not meant to be "preformed"?

 

[Dan From Smithville]

Methinks you let slip a spelling error there, was your "reformed not meant to be "preformed"?

He may be preformed, but I meant reformed as in reorganized. I am not really up on my Presbemormaluthertological history. In their parlance, 'pre-' may be correct. We will have to leave it Revoltingist to make the call as the local exper on Presbemormaluthertology.

Bacon be with you.

 

[ChristineM]

He may be preformed, but I meant reformed as in reorganized. I am not really up on my Presbemormaluthertological history. In their parlance, 'pre-' may be correct. We will have to leave it Revoltingist to make the call as the local exper on Presbemormaluthertology.

Bacon be with you.

Not sure @Revoltingest is expert in anything unless its old, clunky, has some brass parts and takes up loads of space.

Bacon on you too