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Jesus' Belly Button Fluff - Do We Know The Truth?

Bulldozer

New Member
There is passage upon passage in my Gidian Good News Bible which tells us of Christ’s grace and will. However there is no passage, psalm or letter to a Corinthian about the colour of his belly button fluff.

Are we to assume that it is a strange blue colour like the people of today? Or would it have been a glorious undiscovered magical new colour, one we have never seen. Like gold and silver mixed with purple and green. The kind of fluff which would have changed the world, made dolphins walk and elephants talk.

It is such a shame that one of the 5000 who were fed so well by Jesus himself on that fateful day in Burnley couldn’t have written an account of the great man’s belly button fluff, or at the least taken a picture on his phone, as now all we can do is simply guess, hope and of course – pray.

WILL WE EVER KNOW THE TRUTH?????
 
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angellous_evangellous

Guest
We'd need a bulldozer to get out all that fluff.
 

Valjean

Veteran Member
Premium Member
Well, everyone knows Jesus always wore white (just look at the pictures). Wouldn't His lint be white as well?

Personally I've always wondered where the reliquary containing His foreskin was located.
 
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Bulldozer

New Member
Hi Seyorni and many thanks for your input but I have to say you are 100% wrong.

No matter the colour of garment, a human being will always have blue belly button fluff or 'lint' as you like to call it. And a darker shade of blue, almost black, for arse fluff.

Hope this puts you in the right direction.
 
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angellous_evangellous

Guest
I can't imagine how it could possibly be said that I am not addressing the OP with the seriousness that it deserves. :shrug:

[you mis-spelled Gideon by the way]
 
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