Jesus doesn't believe in evolution

[Boris56]

"The point of the argument against divorce is that something joined has become one and shouldn't be separated. He could have used Adam and Steve and made the same point haha."

You know what's funny and weird about the Garden of Eden story is that before God made the woman he brought a bunch of animals to Adam to see if any of them would be suitable mates for him. Excuse me for wondering how Adam decided that none of the animals would be suitable as a mate.

 

[Willamena]

Jesus allegedly cursed a fig tree for not being laden with figs when it wasn't the season for figs.

Was Jesus therefore wrong to blame a tree for not producing fruit out of season?

Didn't God (and hence, by extension, Jesus) design the fig tree to only produce figs in season? What kind of a knucklehead faults a tree for not producing fruit out of season? Seriously.

I blame the Future Scientists.