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Jesus makes appearance at local hospital

  • Thread starter angellous_evangellous
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Magic Man

Magic Man

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That's weird! I'd like to hear more details about it. I work in a hospital, maybe he'll stop by here next!

EDIT: Wait, there he is now...Gotta go!
 
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angellous_evangellous

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doppelgänger;1126216 said:
He had to leave, however, because he has no health care coverage.
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He can get back at them by healing everyone and then sending those goons to hell where they belong. :computer:
 
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angellous_evangellous

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doppelgänger;1126221 said:
Sadly, his medical malpractice carrier dropped him.
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Ha! Jesus heals someone and they sue!
 
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angellous_evangellous

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You know, dopp, that could have happended in ancient times.
 
Magic Man

Magic Man

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doppelgänger;1126224 said:
Of course. This is still America isn't it?
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God would, of course, be my second choice to sue, though. First would be Bill Gates...I hear he has more money than God.
 
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angellous_evangellous

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doppelgänger;1126229 said:
Lame Beggar v. Christ. Damages sought: lost income.
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Ha! I was thinking more about the demon-possessed girl who was a fortune teller, earning money for her keepers (masters?). Of course, that story is in Acts, but it could have easily happened to Christ somewhere along the way...
 
Magic Man

Magic Man

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*****Matt Post*****
OK, guys, can we get back on topic h... mmmmm...marshmallows :drool:

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Caroline Cross

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I have found out that the name "Jesus" is a most common one for men to have in Mexico- and so easy to see how a person with that name would cause a momentary "stir" when entering a hospital or any other establishment. I work in a hospital and see that name from time to time with patients.

Caroline Cross
 
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angellous_evangellous

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Caroline Cross said:
I have found out that the name "Jesus" is a most common one for men to have in Mexico- and so easy to see how a person with that name would cause a momentary "stir" when entering a hospital or any other establishment. I work in a hospital and see that name from time to time with patients.

Caroline Cross
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Reading the OP helps. :D
 
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