Jesus Used Engergy Drinks to Walk on Water

[Sunstone]

It's possible I'm being a bit speculative here...but if Red Bull can make normal people able to climb the walls, how much more can it do for Jesus?

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

I wish I could give this a "Winner" rating in the other thread!!!

 

[BSM1]

It's possible I'm being a bit speculative here...but if Red Bull can make normal people able to climb the walls, how much more can it do for Jesus?

You may be on to something here. However, I would feel better if some of our Jewish friends would confirm that energy drinks are/were indeed Kosher.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

Clearly he drank lots and lots of Monsters, because he was going through his rebellious teenage phase and Monster does have 666 in Hebrew as its logo, and this holy digestive system reacted violently with the unholy drink and it propelled him through the water.

 

[Grumpuss]

Engergy? Is that the Steven Seagal drink?

 

[sun rise]

Give me that old time "Grandma's lye soap" to eat. None of these heretical innovations for me.

Mrs. O’Malley, out in the valley,
Suffered from ulcers, I understand,
She swallowed a cake of Grandma’s Lye Soap,
Has the cleanest ulcers in the land!

Oh, let us sing right out, sing out!
For Grandma’s Lye Soap,
Sing it out, all over the place!
For pots and pans, and dirty dishes,
And for your hands,
And for your face!

 

[Brickjectivity]

Jesus turned regular water into wine. I guess he'd turn an energy drink into a Sparks. Anyway its a silly question Mr. Lion.

 

[Kilgore Trout]

Nah, it was just meth.