syoonsh
Member
it's little old but,my friend sent me this way back and if you guys are tired of having discussing religions,
try to read below . You'll laugh for a while..
Jesus and Satan were having an on-going argument
about who was better on the computer. They had
been going at it for days, and Frankly God was tired
of hearing all the bickering.
Finally fed up, God said, "THAT'S IT! I have had enough. I am going to
set up a test that will run for two hours, and from those results, I will
judge who does the better job." So Satan and Jesus sat down at the
keyboards and typed away.
> They moused.
> They faxed.
> They e-mailed.
> They e-mailed with attachments.
> They downloaded.
> They did spreadsheets! ..
> They wrote reports.
> They created labels and cards.
> They created charts and graphs.
> They did some genealogy reports.
> They did every job known to man.
> Jesus worked with heavenly efficiency and Satan
was faster than hell. Then, ten minutes before their time was up,
lightning suddenly flashed across the sky, thunder rolled, rain poured, and,
of course, the power went off. Satan stared at his blank screen and screamed
every curse word known in the underworld. Jesus just sighed.
Finally the electricity came back on, and each of
them Restarted their computers. Satan started searching frantically,
Screaming: "It's gone!
It's all GONE! "I lost everything when the power
went out!"
Meanwhile, Jesus quietly started printing out all
of his files
From the
past two hours of work.
Satan observed this and became irate. "Wait!" he
screamed.
"That's not fair! He cheated! How come he has all
his work and I
don't
have any?"
God just shrugged and said,
> JESUS SAVES! ! !
try to read below . You'll laugh for a while..
Jesus and Satan were having an on-going argument
about who was better on the computer. They had
been going at it for days, and Frankly God was tired
of hearing all the bickering.
Finally fed up, God said, "THAT'S IT! I have had enough. I am going to
set up a test that will run for two hours, and from those results, I will
judge who does the better job." So Satan and Jesus sat down at the
keyboards and typed away.
> They moused.
> They faxed.
> They e-mailed.
> They e-mailed with attachments.
> They downloaded.
> They did spreadsheets! ..
> They wrote reports.
> They created labels and cards.
> They created charts and graphs.
> They did some genealogy reports.
> They did every job known to man.
> Jesus worked with heavenly efficiency and Satan
was faster than hell. Then, ten minutes before their time was up,
lightning suddenly flashed across the sky, thunder rolled, rain poured, and,
of course, the power went off. Satan stared at his blank screen and screamed
every curse word known in the underworld. Jesus just sighed.
Finally the electricity came back on, and each of
them Restarted their computers. Satan started searching frantically,
Screaming: "It's gone!
It's all GONE! "I lost everything when the power
went out!"
Meanwhile, Jesus quietly started printing out all
of his files
From the
past two hours of work.
Satan observed this and became irate. "Wait!" he
screamed.
"That's not fair! He cheated! How come he has all
his work and I
don't
have any?"
God just shrugged and said,
> JESUS SAVES! ! !
