Jesus will return in 2030

[Muffled]

Why I believe Jesus will return no later than 2030.

I see no sign that he will come that early.

 

[Muffled]

I have two men named Jesus working for me. They will be back (at work) on Monday.

I believe they can't save your soul.

 

[Muffled]

I wish he could come a little early. I am 82, don't know if I will be around till 2030.

I am 82 also but hoping to make it to 102.

 

[Viker]

I believe they can't save your soul.

They're more useful for me. And they're always there when I need them.

 

[Trailblazer]

I see no sign that he will come that early.

I see no sign that he will come at all.

 

[Aupmanyav]

I am 82 also but hoping to make it to 102.

My best wishes to you. I do not think I will make it that long. Been smoking since the age of 15 and then the Delhi air-pollution.

 

[Aupmanyav]

I see no sign that he will come at all.

Some manufacture the signs and some come without any sign.

 

[IndigoChild5559]

Some manufacture the signs and some come without any sign.

They creep! They crawl! They sliiiide across the wall!

 

[Aupmanyav]

They creep! They crawl! They sliiiide across the wall!

I do not know who are genuine and who are fakes. Those who have been announced to come or those who come unannounced like Gandhi, Mandela or Martin Luther King, jr.?

 

[Muffled]

They're more useful for me. And they're always there when I need them.

Pizza is useful but it can't save your soul.

 

[Muffled]

I see no sign that he will come at all.

I believe I did but I am not telling.

 

[Muffled]

My best wishes to you. I do not think I will make it that long. Been smoking since the age of 15 and then the Delhi air-pollution.

I am non-smoking and non-drinking but arteriosclerosis runs in my family; got my dad and a brother but I survived it and a grandfather survived as well until pancreatic cancer took him because he consumed too much saccharine.

 

[Aupmanyav]

I am non-smoking and non-drinking but arteriosclerosis runs in my family; got my dad and a brother but I survived it and a grandfather survived as well until pancreatic cancer took him because he consumed too much saccharine.

My father died relatively younger (63 years - heart). He smoked and liked his drinks. Grandpa was a teetotaler (77 - heart). I love drinks (edit: I am not a heavy drinker) and smoke (I am not a heavy smoker either). I have lived longer than them, though I had a fright some 15 years ago. Some day my machine also will stop, but I hope it will allow my wife and myself to celebrate the 60th anniversary of our marriage in Feb., 2027.

 

[Nakosis]

My father died relatively younger (63 years - heart). He smoked and liked his drinks. Grandpa was a teetotaller (77 - heart). I ove drinks and smoke. I have lived longer than them, though I had a fright some 15 years ago. Some day my machine also will stop, but I hope it will allow my wife and myself to celebrate the 60th anniversary of our marriage in Feb., 2027.

My doctor told me that smoking was like playing Russian Roulette.
My mother smoked her entire life never had any lung disease (died at 86). My sister also smoked since she was about 16. Died of lung cancer in her 30's.

 

[Trailblazer]

My father died relatively younger (63 years - heart). He smoked and liked his drinks. Grandpa was a teetotaller (77 - heart). I ove drinks and smoke. I have lived longer than them, though I had a fright some 15 years ago. Some day my machine also will stop, but I hope it will allow my wife and myself to celebrate the 60th anniversary of our marriage in Feb., 2027.

My father died of a heart attack when he was 53, but my mother lived to be 93. She never remarried so she lived alone for 40 years. My dad smoked and drank and was overweight but he had heart disease as a young man before he had any of those bad habits.

Being married for 60 years is quite an accomplishment, early congratulations!

 

[Aupmanyav]

Being married for 60 years is quite an accomplishment, early congratulations!

Yeah, being in marriage with the same women for nearly 60 years and not being unhappy about it. All credit to my wife.

 

[stvdv]

Why I believe Jesus will return no later than 2030.

People easily predict when Jesus will return
But when I asked on RF
Who will win the US elections, you didn't reply

It's easy and safe to predict 10 years from now
Because people won't tell you "you were wrong"

First do predict stuff about tomorrow
IF you can't or fail THEN don't pretend

So my question:
Will the Ukrainian war end before 2025 april 01?

This I can check soon, and when you got this one right then I might consider your Jesus prediction

I predict that you don't dare to predict above and acknowledge you failed if you got it wrong

 

[stvdv]

Christians have been saying that for 2000 years.

So, does that mean it won’t happen?

Maybe:
1) it will take another 2000 years
2) Christians interpreted it wrong 2000 years
3) Jesus does return, but different than expected
4) Jesus already returned and you missed it

 

[Truthseeker]

Maybe:
1) it will take another 2000 years
2) Christians interpreted it wrong 2000 years
3) Jesus does return, but different than expected
4) Jesus already returned and you missed it

I choose the 4th option. The 3rd also has already happened.

 

[Truthseeker]

My dad smoked and drank and was overweight but he had heart disease as a young man before he had any of those bad habits.

Something new I learned today.