( Joke section) Never tell a woman.....

[Soapy]

You do realize that my OP are in Joke/fun section
It was fully mistanke that I got hit on my nose today. Should not be taken very serious

But other then that yes we should of course not to around hitting each other

Soorryyy... but any jokes about a woman hitting a man and everyone laughing about it is as good as people laughing at a woman being raped by a man...

People laugh at a woman (or CHILD even) bashing, kicking, punching,... a man in his groin. It’s funny isn’t it... it’s funny seeing the man vomiting up in complete agony clutching his bleeding scrotum and cracked Testicles... yeah funny - right??

Apparently there are LESSONS given to little girls on kicking a man in his groin. The ‘donor’ is padded up and INVITES girls to kick him between his legs...

Oh, I’m waiting for the FEMINIST EQUALITY RULE to kick in (whoops!) Where little boys kick a woman in her groin!!!

 

[Spirit of Light]

Soorryyy... but any jokes about a woman hitting a man and everyone laughing about it is as good as people laughing at a woman being raped by a man...

People laugh at a woman (or CHILD even) bashing, kicking, punching,... a man in his groin. It’s funny isn’t it... it’s funny seeing the man vomiting up in complete agony clutching his bleeding scrotum and cracked Testicles... yeah funny - right??

Apparently there are LESSONS given to little girls on kicking a man in his groin. The ‘donor’ is padded up and INVITES girls to kick him between his legs...

Oh, I’m waiting for the FEMINIST EQUALITY RULE to kick in (whoops!) Where little boys kick a woman in her groin!!!

My Ex-Girlfriend did not do harm to me on purpose, it was a faulty reaction from her part yes. but i can not blame her for hitting me when she clearly warned me about it. and still i did exactly what i was asked to not do.

The blame if any is on me. I am the one that did wrong, and yes I laugh at it because it was an innocent reaction from her. But the lesson is to listen to what is said and do as asked.

But to compare it with rape? hello, that's way too far from how I saw this.
Why would you even compare a little nose bleeding to rape?

 

[Soapy]

My Ex-Girlfriend did not do harm to me on purpose, it was a faulty reaction from her part yes. but i can not blame her for hitting me when she clearly warned me about it. and still i did exactly what i was asked to not do.

The blame if any is on me. I am the one that did wrong, and yes I laugh at it because it was an innocent reaction from her. But the lesson is to listen to what is said and do as asked.

But to compare it with rape? hello, that's way too far from how I saw this.
Why would you even compare a little nose bleeding to rape?

Hi, my friend... I didn’t know at the start that this thread was about a joke - what I read was of a woman (your partner/wife) who had abused her partner - and this event was being classed as a harmful event with a poster saying you should leave her.
Do you ask me why my input is written as it is: violence against a person is genderless!!

Maybe I have been on the end of female abuse and when I stood upon my rights I ended up as the one who was arrested!!!? Maybe... but was I just emotionally abused... can’t see any physical scars... maybe I was denied conjugal rights just for an innocent eye-balling of another woman? Maybe ...
Actually, as a Male, I’m sure many of you out there have experienced the same situation... but being Male we PUT UP WITH FEMALE ABUSE suggesting that maybe the ‘little woman’ has got PMT, had a row with her mother, burnt the dinner, or just had a bad-hair day!!! Anything can turn your ‘loving’ wife into an abusive agent.

So what is the societal view - nothing... we are supposed to LAUGH at the distress of the poor impotent Male because his partner is ‘just having a turn!!!’

And maybe that’s true... maybe it’s right... we, males, are supposed to be the stronger sex... gender(?)... I mean, you must never mention any part of a female body in social setting if it ‘makes her feel uncomfortable’ but every aspect of a male body is up for scrutiny - even parts that are never seen by onlookers (prominent female parts - no matter how prominent ... must never be pointed out - even in the most obvious ‘joke’ situation)

isn’t that weird? And clothing... I saw a tv presenter have his necktie cut in half by a colleague because SHE didn’t like it. She asked for a pair of scissors from the Make-up crew and cut his tie LIVE ON TV. That’s actually an arrestable offence!! But you know what... the guy just sat there stunned... then took it off - I can’t remember if someone brought him another one... you know, because a Male must be ‘properly dressed by the rules of the broadcaster: ‘white-ish shirt, suit, sensible shoes, no part of his chest on show - buttoned up to the neck’). Contrast that with the female presenter: ANYTHING SHE LIKES with even such short skirt that when she lifts her leg the viewers can see up her skirt to her private-ish parts... or look down her top to see her open chest bulges.

Now, there are numerous mitigating stories about why women need to dress this way... career progression... feel good about themselves... told to do so by the tv authorities... etc. But why the ABUSE OF THE MALE??? And we are to LAUGH AT HIS DILEMMA.. at his distress, at his discomfort??

My partner (ex.. now) was telling me a story one time. She demonstrated an event she witnessed PHYSICALLY... she jabbed me in the ribs a couple of times before I had time to properly react. My outcry at the elbow jabs to the ribs was met with derision... I’m a man - what am I complaining about? I suggested that if I were to jab her [back] in her ribs what would she do? The answer was along the lines of ‘Divorce, imprisonment, sexual estrangement’... had there been witnesses present then you can imagine the ROFL moments... with me holding my rib side in agony!!!

Oh yes, she later said it was ‘an accident, I didn’t mean to JAB YOU THAT HARD’. Price there was no apology for the derision and the threat of divorce if I were to retaliate. Am I HUMAN - am I a punchbag for my partner (or a woman, in general?) She can ABUSE ME but I must just sit/stand and take it AND if I every even say, ‘Your hair isn’t right’ or is don’t like that dress you bought’ etc., then that is cause for HER to proffer ABUSE to me or for her to claim EMOTIONAL ABUSE from me!!!

I like FEMINISM... I like the PROPERLY enacted version of FEMINISM ... why? ... because it claims that both genders, sexes, all of us, are EQUAL.

So abuse against ANYONE is abuse ABSOLUTE!

We therefore should not be LAUGHING at anyone’s distressful state!

For Christians our there: Did Jesus Christ ever LAUGH!!!???

Check out ‘Laughing’... isn’t it virtually always AT ANOTHER PERSON’S negative condition?... typically against a male... we appear to temper our laughter when it is a female who is in distress saying rather, ‘oh, poor thing...!’ and expressing anger against the perpetrator of her distress (typically a male) - NO MATTER WHAT that female might have done to bring about the reaction from the Male.

A comedic event comes to mind where, strangely as it seems, a snake was insinuated to be climbing up between a woman’s legs while she sat at a dinner table with Male diners. She could not tell that it was a snake and minded that it was one of the males at the table who was abusing her... she SLAPPED each Male (I know, I know, but comedy drama makes it possible....!!!) very hard for her distressful situation... but, of course, every Male was completely INNOCENT!!!.... I notice that in many dramas of any sort, whenever a female is drama-wise abused, there is always a RETALIATION comeback towards the Male. Never the other way round. In the comedy-drama I outlined above, there was no. Comeback against the female for her slapping of innocent males - and they didn’t even complain at the shock of being slapped hard for something they knew nothing about. She doesn’t even apologise (in the drama scenes) and it is fairly wise to not ask her to explain why she acted the way she did because it is EMBARASSING to her to say it. Which is worth more : explain in simple terms or keep stum and hope you don’t have to explain... pretend it didn’t happen!! Well, the answer depends on who is being ADVANTAGED - the woman, of course!!!

So, the summation of above is that females are unstable and not in full control of their faculties and since this is recognised as a defect in their human state, and males are LESS SO, then the GREATER must subdue their RETALIATION instincts against females. But please do not claim that ALL FEMALES cannot hit AS HARD AS A MALE!!!

‘Dad dancing’... always hilarious and the butt end of party jokes especially from females... BUT HAS ANYONE SEEN A MOM DANCING... oh, ah, mustn’t mention it... it might EMBARRASS HER and cause her distress!!!

 

[Soapy]

She is a wonderful woman, i laught when she hit me, i hold no anger toward her, after all it was my fault that did not shut up when asked to.

“IT WAS MY FAULT THAT I DID NOT SHUT UP WHEN ASKED TO.”!!!!

Oh my goodness... oh my gosh...! Oh my Lord!!!!

Do you know this is exactly what abused women say when their male partners beat them... and western society says:

• “Get the hell out of that relationship!!”

Yet here you are saying that it’s FUN to be BEATEN because it was:

• ‘A WOMAN BEATING A MAN!!!’

 

[Soapy]

But to compare it with rape? hello, that's way too far from how I saw this.
Why would you even compare a little nose bleeding to rape?

Ask the MEN who are incarcerated by police when it ends up as the WOMAN with the ‘little nose bleed!’

Joke... domestic abuse is a joke now???

It’s not domestic abuse, you say, it’s just a joke... because she can’t control herself (‘faulty reaction’)!!

I think you’ve just given a ‘get out of jail card’ to every abuser:

• ‘Sorry darling for the busted arm, black eye, smashed teeth and damaged skull back... It’s not my fault... it was a faulty reaction on my part... Just laugh about it and move on!‘

 

[lewisnotmiller]

The law is (should not be) partial.

The law is GENDERLESS.

A law against a man hitting a woman is (should be) EXACTLY the same as that of a woman hitting a man.

It is often cited that a man can hit harder than a woman... I would love to test that idea with the persons who made up that rule!!!

Society demands that men subdue themselves to violence from females because A FEW MEN cause grievous damage to their women. However, statistics are few concerning damage done to males by females. And I mean EMOTIONAL as well as physical... psychological and demeaning.

Men RARELY report female violence because of societal SHAME that a man should ‘ALLOW’ (???!!!) his woman (or just ‘a woman’) to cause him harm. And, strangely, oddly, sadly, the POLICE often POO POO reports from men about female violence against them. How this comes about is uncertain but completely wrong!!!

Films and drama create an uncomfortable divide in which Male violence against females always comes down to RAPE and/or domestic violence, and intimidation (sometimes using a child as the spear point). We draw in breath and express wretched feelings against the Male.

Contrast that with female violence in which women are ALLOWED to KICK **** out of a Male WITH IMPUNITY ... and NEVER GET HIT BACK... AND WE ALL LAUGH AT THE SUCKER!!!

So the end result is that female violence against males is COMPLETELY CONDONED by society...

Now, that leads to other unjustified acts. If there is domestic violence and there is a child in the home, the police are DUTY BOUND to remove one [parent] Frn the home... GUESS WHAT? It’s typically the Male... IRRESPECTIVE OF WHO IS THE VIOLATOR... unless the female is OBVIOUSLY INSANE - BUT, of course, a canny female will BRING ON THE TEARS when the police arrive so it will be difficult to tell who is in the wrong... often the Male will still be ranting - and be taken as the offender!!!!!!!!!

A classic case was a black man in south london who was being taken away from the home by police. He pleaded with them that why should HE be removed when SHE was the offender in thus case... his protestation of the embarrassment at being seen as the offender by watching neighbours outside were IGNORED by the police... He struggled ... and ended up ....... DEAD in a police cell.... having been choked to death by the police...

This is by no means a typical end but I use it to express how PARTIAL the authorities can be in a situation that should BY LAW be IMPARTIAL.

A USE-CASE experiment was carried out by a research group who set up a fake violence scene in a park. A woman was set to abuse a Male... aggressively... NO ONE WITNESSING THE SCENE came forward to stop it ... At another location nearby (so it didn’t look suspicious) a MALE was setting about abusing a female... Immediately, help came to the woman’s aid...

Another: a huge 6foot guy was set upon by a female on a train. She set about him with everything INCLUDING the female secret weapon: insults... she called him names suggesting that his brute strength was nothing against her cos he was a WIMP....
He sucked it up and tried to walk away but she took off her heeled shoe to hit him in the face..., this was one step to far. He turned and WACKED HER ONE sending her flying ... Guess what???

The crowd (who had witnessed the event) set about the guy despite his attempt to walk away... how far away can you get on a moving train??

Now, I don’t know if that was a FAKE video but it certainly underlined what is condoned in society!!

AND WOMEN WANT EQUALITY WITH MEN??

They don’t know that they ALREADY HAVE IT... they just don’t like any part of it that doesn’t BENEFIT THEM against the Male!!!!

If you want to start a thread in a debates section, have at it and I'll gladly point out the problems with your post.

This isn't the place.

 

[Soapy]

If you want to start a thread in a debates section, have at it and I'll gladly point out the problems with your post.

This isn't the place.

‘Problems with the post’???

Really?

You don’t believe that everything I just said is true (even anecdotally)????

Just for the sake of continuation, YOU move this section of the post and set a link from here to its new location as well as adding what you say is ‘wrong’ with my post.

Thank you.

 

[lewisnotmiller]

‘Problems with the post’???

Really?

You don’t believe that everything I just said is true (even anecdotally)????

Just for the sake of continuation, YOU move this section of the post and set a link from here to its new location as well as adding what you say is ‘wrong’ with my post.

Thank you.

It's in the Jokes section, and the title is marked as such.
You're joking, are you?