Just for the record....

[Shadow Wolf]

I spent most of the morning on Mars interviewing penquins at a local Dairy Queen.

The first time I ever had any halucinations was when one of my friends gave me a couple of his anti-depresants to take. We was sitting in a parking lot of a fishing area, and there was a tree with a red line painted across it. That line was moving up and down. I was excited to see this, and told my friend "Dude, I just saw that red line thier move," which a few seconds later it was "HOLY S***! THAT F***ING TREE JUST MOVED!"
And my same friend, while in school once, popped a ton of the anti-depresants, and while in math class, started screaming a bunch of giant spiders were coming after him.

 

[Quoth The Raven]

High as a fricking kite, Batman. You were laying on the kitchen floor unable to get up, giggling at nothing like a helpless fool...it was quite amusing to watch, really. :biglaugh:

Oddly enough, given enough mead I behave in exactly the same fashion...